Headline: BOARing fate quests WAR out their welcome

While MAKING THE ROUNDS, forum goers were shocked to find their message board taken hostage by a manic relic farmer demanding an end to fate related beast quests. In an effort to REMOVE THE STAIN of these quests on relic progression, the madman threatened to unleash puns whenever he finds himself waiting mindlessly for a fate to begin.

Hoping to QUENCH THE FLAME of his anger, some forum goers suggested alternatives to waiting for these quests, but the aggressor reportedly refuses to WATCH HIS TONGUE as he unleashes a WRATH OF puns aROUND his fellow MAN.

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Puns! Kill them before they multiply!!

The world weeps as the rampage continues. I've finally ended up just farming the items that these FATE's drop (in between Hunt downtime) so I can just hand them straight in over the next couple days.

Amalj'aa: Pulling Fangs (Quenching the Flame)
Sahagin: Removing the Stain (Watch your Tongue)
Kobold: Wrath of the Roundsman (Making the Rounds)
Kobold: A Coblyn Catastrophe (Full Metal Alchemist)
Sylph: What a Boar (Boar Wars)

Clearly they needed to revitalize 2.x beast tribes through the anima quests.

Meanwhile, I'm not doing slyph dailies (because F slyphs and slyphlands with that boar fate being all the way at the end). I'll just use my seals and tomes for the seeds.