You are Elidibus and you have three questions. (for fun)

Now, as the title suggests, you are Elidibus...

...and you have a problem, and the Warrior of Light is in the way of it.

1. Unfortunately it is a problem very complex and requires explanations, but your sure people will go with it if they listen. Hell Urianger seems to buy your newsletter at least. Time to branch out.
Describe your problem. (Did they steal your sweetroll, affect the balance of civilizaton? Take too many pages from the book of aetherial plot devices? Etc.)


2. Due to said problem, you decided to get a shiny new Derplander to help you fix it. A step up the usual game to be certain. In fact... Where and how did you find WOD/Derplander? (A convienience store? A Neverreap run gone wrong? A discarded, unloved box of 1.0? Etc. )

3. Derplander seems on board with helping you out, he even did that photoshoot on the moon, and moons are not known to have hospitable environments...or air.
But now its time to get to work. What is the first thing you tell Derplander to do? (Work into the adventuring crowd and get them to revolt with sweetrolls? Work on botching the wol's jobs and reliability? Take the year off and make the wol leave from boredom? Etc.)