Armorer 55 client... Barberella... (mild spoilers)

Forgive me, for I'm dying of laughter...

Benathaire: Mistress Nyaano, I had hoped you would be along. Your colleague appears to have abandoned our commission in a fit of pique, and left poor Barberella here bereft of her promised armor.
Barberella: Oh, he made me some armor, all right, but the style was absolutely dreadful. How can I possibly perform legendary deeds looking like an over-sized kettle? Imagine the portraits they would paint. Imagine the sculptures!
Benathaire: As you can see, she is quite particular about her appearance. Thus I would task you with crafting her a cuirass that is as eye-catching as it is unyielding.


Methinks someone on the dev team is a fan of good old classic Barbarella XD