Worst macros you have seen/used

We all know the ones...."By the light of the 7th Umbral moon, I select you for the energy of the crystal to enter and bring you back from the deepest hell from which you have entered <raise>"

Of course accompanied by the loudest notification sound possible.

What are the funniest and worst macros you have seen....and used.

For me, it was my first attempt at a big pull macro. <beware of><pulling enemy over><farther><area of effect>. Did a run with my brother, when I used it, he slapped me. Fair enough to. What's your worst?

I seriously have a macro that goes
/echo MACRO CANCELLED!

because apparently, using another macro is the only way to stop a rogue macro in its tracks

Harrumph. You'll have to work hard to beat FFXI's infamous BOOOOST! macros:

alt+1

/p I call forth, the divine powers of Alanta <call0>
/wait 1
/em begins to lift the rock from the ground with his power.
/wait 1
/p YESSSSSSSSSSS I FEEL THE BOOOST OF POWAR!<call1>
/wait 1

alt+2
/shout CAN YOU FEEL IT VANADEIL? THIS IS TRUE POWER!
/wait 1
/p GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH<Call2>
/wait 1
/p <Call17>Current power stats:
/wait 1

alt+3
/em power bar [|||||| ] 30%
/wait 1
/em power bar [||||||||||||||||| ] 65%
/wait 1
/em power bar [||||||||||||||||||||||| ] 100%
/wait 1

alt+4
/p NOW GATHER AROUND MY BROTHERANS
/wait1
/p HERE I GO
/wait
/p BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU<Call3>
/wait 1
/ja "Boost" <me>

Alt+5
/p MY NEXT ATTACK WILL NOW DO MORE DMG<Call1>
/wait 1
/em power begins to fade
/wait 1
/em power bar [|||||||||||||||||| ] 75%
/wait 1
/em power bar [|||||||||]40%
/wait 1
/em power bar []0%

alt+6
/p I tried my best, tell me..
/wait 1
/p will i dream <Call10>
/wait 10
/p BOOST MACRO READY
/wait 1
/echo BOOST MACRO READY

In JP server, some people make picture with text is the macro I really hate most.

In a Battle at Big Keep DF party I saw a WHM's raise macro where they shouted in party chat something like "GET UP <player name>! Don't lay around like a bad DRG!" *rolls eyes*

This is one bad meme I admit I'd prefer to see stamped out.

I had a lalafell that would spam something like "<t> y-y-you b-BAKA <se.1>"
on every boss. I mean he would use it like 15 times everytime we got to the boss and it was beyond annoying. Never seen a party kick someone so fast.

Once HW downloads and maintenance is over I'm going to make the edgiest macros I can think of for my Dark Knight.
May even do something I'm against like change my Miqo'te to a male Au'ra and have him colored like Shadow the hedgehog for maximum edge.

May even see them posted in this thread because of how obnoxious these macros are going to be.
Psssh, nothin' personal kid

So I was in a Ravana trial, and there were four bards.
People were just standing in AOEs, I flippin' swear. I was healing soooooo much, and raising the other WHM soooooo much, I had like, 500 mp. The other WHM was just raised three times, so the tanks called out ballad. Nothing. I have 100 mp, other dude has 500. I whip out my fast Ps4 controller ninja skills, and make:
/p [Mage's Ballad] [If you would be so kind]<se.1><se.2><se.3><se.4><se.5><se.6> and so on. Never had I ever seen all four bards cancel all their songs and play mages at the same time. xD

Let me just add the fact that it made the most atrocious noise. 'BUHHHHHHHLEEEEPDINGDINGPADINGCHH.' I must say, se.6 has the best bongo drums ever.