DragonSong Trailer Summary "Make fun of" edition

So to sum up what is shown in Dragonsong for 3.0 main Scenario....

1) Great Dramactic flashback intro scene for a Sequel with dramatic slow walking!

2) Poor Kids to remind people economy in Ishgard is bad.

3) WoL meets guy with a evil looking Mustache.

4) Lady Iceheart turns and gives a why so serious face.

5) A Trial?! I say OBJECTION!

6) Meeting the Big Boss of Ishgard and his Mighty Beard!

7) Until farther notice Estinien and Lady Iceheart will be replacing the Scions. Wait Estinien is missing a Horn!

8) Dragon say "I'm out of here".

9) More Memory Flashbacks! (Probably Estinien's past)

10) We get to meet the Emperor Palpatine and the new Darth Vader of FF14! Oh and some Storm Troopers.

11) Looks like we have Twins!

12) Oh and don't forget about Hydaelyn because she had to be put somewhere in this Trailer.

13) THE END!!!