April Fools ideas that FFXIV should've done

Just a fun thread to make suggestions for things that would be fun/amusing for a day.

1. Shiva replaced by Elsa from Frozen. Soundtrack in the trial changed to "Let It Go".
2. Shiva gets a chill and starts wearing a parka.
3. Gender-bender day. Sexes of all characters swapped for a day.
4. Big-little day. Lalas are scaled to 3x size. Roegadyn are scaled to 1/3 size.
5. All weapon models changed to something silly. Ex. WHM weapons are plungers. PLD wield spoons and plates instead of swords and shields.
6. Mega-minion day. All minions are 6x size.
7. In keeping with the forum avatar changes, all characters are Hildebrand/Nashu for the day.
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9. Moogle day. All NPCs are replaced by moogles.
10. All clothing items replaced by swimsuit skins.