Please Nerf It! [IRL]

Dear Yoshida,

I keep burning my potatoes. My RL cooking attempts fail on a way too high percentage of times, and RNG god does not assist me. Please nerf cooking in real life.

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What other Real Life things would you like to be nerfed? Get those answers coming!

Put then you will take away from those who don't burn their potatos

I went out of my way to research how to not burn my potatoes.
You should put it at least a little effort and stop trying to cook them in the microwave on defrost.
Potatoes turn into Sweet Potatoes when you have to work a little.

Also please nerf junk mail.
The sticker on my mail box isn't very effective.

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Originally Posted by CYoung187

Put then you will take away from those who don't burn their potatos

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HEY IF I CAN'T COOK A PROPER POTATO THEN YOU CAN'T EITHER!
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Nerf the tato's!!! The ratio of the tato of po is 1:34294923. This is URGENT
and must be hotfixed...Please hotfix in fryer.
Or please make then into tater tots!!!11
More tatery than totter though. It'll be easier to deal with.
Please look forward to my demands!

Should've hit reclaim

Also, weekly lockouts on my favorite shows need to be lifted. It sucks having to wait a week to see the next episode of the Walking Dead.

That Grandma RNG for Christmas <<< She WoaT , it's been 8 years and I haven't acquired BiS gifts at the time, damn you sweaters and ''Friends'' on DVD !!!!!....Yoshi please nerf grams or unsubbing

Nvm your potatoes, nerf work that dungeon takes far too long, I mean who has 7.5 hours a day to dedicate to that.

Damnit...again? Asking for nerfs... WATCH A VIDEO FIRST, read a guide, etc pp! There is plenty of stuff in the world wide web:
http://www.cooking4noobs.net
;-)

But yoshi plz... nerf my kids! They are just to imba and beat the hell out of me...!!!

Also please, can we nerf paper?

Papercuts are a REAL PAIN that us players should not have to endure!

Yoshida, face the paper cuts issue asap.

Please NERF DISHES! There are far too many dishes to dodge!
and dont even get me started on the clothes... Repair costs are too damn high!