Mognificent Basterds is recruiting

You've never heard of us, because we're a bunch of nobodies. We're not cutting edge progression. We're not smack talking elitists. We don't sell runs, participate in flame wars, or instigate drama. We're a laid back, relaxed, humor based FC, and we're currently looking for a WHM for our raid group.

We currently have a guild buttmonkey (Kinetik, the lulziest of lolDRGs), a master of puns (Arvec, ask about his SCH best seller, 50 Shades of Grey's Anatomy), a rager (Me, I'm sandpaper, you'll get over it), and a guild mascot (Trypanosoma, who is basically the Pillsbury Doughboy fused with the Laughing Baby).

Raid times at Tuesday 1900 through 2200 GMT -4 (that's 7pm to 10pm Eastern) and Friday 1900 through 2100 GMT -4 (again, 7pm to 9pm. What? It's a Friday ffs, ain't nobody got time for raids on a weekend). If anyone is interested in joining our cute little cult, send me a message in game. Or don't. Kwehthulhu hears all. Ultros Fhtagn, ia ia.