My Partner's Retainer Just Brought Her a 7th Fat Cat

So I told her she should start a complaint thread about how her retainers bring her back nothing but Fat Cats. "Why SE?! Why can't my retainers bring me back Catfish instead?! Now I have to pay 200 gil on the marketboards whenever I need a Catfish! It isn't fair!"

Maybe I'm a little jealous lol but once upon a time my retainers brought me like 2-3 Minecarts and a Littlefoot so I guess that's not TOO bad. SEVEN Fat Cats though...

In another thread I complained about RNG-based grinds starting to get out of hand (I don't know if we're there yet but we're definitely heading in that direction). I guess this is what it looks like when RNG is on your side.

So is this a.. brag thread? Rng is rng.

Eorzea's new viral joke:

"Hey, what is the difference between Square Enix and RNG?"

"If you keep bitching, one eventually delivers!"

(J/K SE. <3 the new town gear. Now give me more inventory though...)

My retainers have been unable to find a single minionsince they came out :(

All I get is fish, fish and fish.

Oh yea?..... I see your fat cat and raise you a .............roof tile -.-