[FUN] Things you want to see in the patch notes...but probably won't: 2.5 Edition

It becomes a sad time when you have to put the word "fun" in front of your fun posts that have obvious fun titles lest you be called an idiot. :(

Anyways, as my usual pre-patch rituals, time for a thread on stuff we want but probably won't see. Outlandish or down-to-earth, what do you have?

-A new quest has been added to learn to handle your mount while it's being attacked

-Malboros have been given breath spray that they are required to use before engaging

-all houses are now small size, but time mage technology makes your interior mansion-sized. Additional houses have been added due to more space available.

What do you have?

-The Materia Merchant at Wolves' Den Pier will now exchange Wolf Marks for any Materia.

Balanced of course, with IVs costing a ridiculous amount, but yeah... That would make my day... /throws Sphere Scroll at the wall.

-Glamour restrictions on all gear has been removed.

- Rogues has been given the ability Pick Pocket
- In an attempt to combat RMT, the ability Pick Pocket has been removed form the game

- You can now for all Duty Finder instances while having your Chocobo out.

- Item levels on gear abolished and unique effects added to equipment to compensate (hey, I can dream right?).
- Path Companions return as part of the main story and can be called as your Companion instead of your chocobo (yes, wishful thinking I know...).
- Godbert revealed as Lahabrea's new host (it would explain his superhuman powers at least!).

- Louisoix voice acting has been properly updated to match the voice of Morgan freeman

- Sphere scrolls now only require one of each level of materia to meld to max out the corresponding stat

Seriously I'm so poor and I don't have the patience to spiritbond. I don't care about increased alex drop rates.

Crafting recipes added to make Augmented Coil gear that uses the coil drop to make an 140 version of it that is dyeable. Recipes for all coil gear from Allagan to HA to Dxreadwyrm.

- For Obvious reasons, the numbering system for Bahamuts Coil has been changed to Roman Numerals.