Auto-Translate feature is in the game, Why not in here?

I was reading some of Yoshi-P's engrish comments in the English forum, and then some of the players replied to him with (Nice to meet you.) And that got me thinking!

Now, I don't claim to be a C++/Java programming wizard at all, but shouldn't it be possible to make an auto-translate function for the forum? You wouldn't need to do anything more than include the same key terms that are in the game. We work with that every day to communicate to our fellow Japanese players when we have the need. I would think that such a feature in these multilingual forums would be a boon to both players and developers alike.

So, what do you say? (Auto-Translate) (Can I have it?) (Yes, please.) (Thank you.)