Clever/funny resurrection macros

what are some of your funny resurrection or raise macros that you have or seen while playing FFXIV?

Mine is /p reviving <t> "if I don' get to die, you don't get to either." "LIVE U BASTARD!!"

Funny, yet simple

I really need to make one that says

/p "You aren't a dragoon, get up!"

and if they are a dragoon

/p "Loldragoons"

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Originally Posted by DeadRiser

I really need to make one that says

/p "You aren't a dragoon, get up!"

and if they are a dragoon

/p "Loldragoons"

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Funny because I don't usually bother rezing 'Goons. They seem to be of more use dead.

I'm thinking

/p reviving
/say "Ancient Spirits of Evil, transform this decayed form into... Mum-Ra the Ever Living!"
/laugh

Quote:

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Originally Posted by DeadRiser

I really need to make one that says

/p "You aren't a dragoon, get up!"

and if they are a dragoon

That's a good one! : )

/p "Loldragoons"

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Lol that's a good one! : ) I might have to use that one

Quote:

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Originally Posted by DeadRiser

I really need to make one that says

/p "You aren't a dragoon, get up!"

and if they are a dragoon

/p "Loldragoons"

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Quote:

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Originally Posted by radioactive_lego

Funny because I don't usually bother rezing 'Goons. They seem to be of more use dead.

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/p "Not funny"

Quote:

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Originally Posted by DeadRiser

I really need to make one that says

/p "You aren't a dragoon, get up!"

and if they are a dragoon

/p "Loldragoons"

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I was in ST with someone who had a macro like that the other day, and I admit it-- as a DRG, I laughed.

"GDI 'your name', YOU WERE ONE DAY FROM RETIREMENT"

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Originally Posted by Santherelle

I'm thinking

/p reviving
/say "Ancient Spirits of Evil, transform this decayed form into... Mum-Ra the Ever Living!"
/laugh

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I could hear the voice while reading that. Love It!

In reference to Assassin's Creed:

"<t> Desynchronized, Revival sequence initiated."

In reference to FFVII Advent Children:

"Lifestream deemed you too cool to die. Rise, <t>! Rise and fight for the glory of Eorzea!"