thanks i guess

Ur Mum here.

Some of you may know me, some you may not. In either case, thank you. Thank you for making my time spent on Cactuar unforgettable and irreplaceable, and thank you for being a part of such a great community. I’ve spent plenty of time on a host of other servers, but I can honestly say that, out of all those I’ve been on thus far, Cactuar is my favorite. From all the trolling I’ve done to the friends I’ve made, my experience on Cactuar is second to none, and I can only hope that my future destination(s) can come close to matching it.

Now, I’ve met countless amounts of people on Cactuar, but I’d like to personally thank the following (in no particular order):

Cobra Kai Dojo <CKD>, for initially bringing me to Cactuar, then promptly kicking me out.
Serious Business <SRS>, for bringing me to Cactuar. Again.
Cobra Kai Dojo <COBRA> / Calm <Calm>, for letting me stay this time.
Yoyo, Soul, Wenson, and the rest of the “T5/9: We are Farmers!” crew, for making those Twin kills that much more enjoyable.
Fauna and Nova, one of two duos I had the pleasure of meeting on Cactuar. Keep it going!
Teenage Acne, for making my teenage years unbearable.
Trober, for offering me an FC whenever I didn’t have one.
Clereboldert Allond, for giving me sick deals on the cheapest gil.
Mr Overfist, for selling me properly priced T9 runs.
The Starlight family, for being the chillest bros ever.
All those with whom I’ve had the pleasure of raiding: Roxas, Grom, Galg, Libo, Vitto, Luna, Amadeus Amadeus, Rune Bae, Ayygir’, and that bush guy.
The emperor fish in The Nail, Coerthas, for providing me with a real family.
And last but definitely not least, all those who disliked me and my trolly ways. A troll is nothing without his haters! top kek kappa

And a definite "thank you!" to those whom I wasn’t able to mention, lest I be here for the rest of my life typing this super dramatic post.

May the troll be with you!


- Ur Mum, December 2014


p.s. I will be on the server for most of the day, so send me a /tell if you’re on! I’d like to say goodbye!

p.p.s. There will be one guy who thinks "OMG, thank god he didn't mention me!" Yeah. You know who you are. Screw you.

OMG, thank god he didn't mention me!

goodbye troll brother ;_;

"Ur Mum, Girth Quake, Ayy Lmao, Ohoho Hohohohohoh, Vittorino Saggio, SK Liao, Emperor Fish"

Here lies a man with many names (literally). His life an inspiration, his death a benediction.

May RNGesus listen to your prayers and bear fruitful loot in the coming FCoB lockouts.

rip 2014-2014

Goodbye master troll, you are somebody else's problem now.

Give them hell!