Ninja PSA

Every year, millions of ninjas suffer accidents in the work place by running with their knives out.

Please, for the sake of safety, do not run with our knives out. You may trip and poke your eye out.

This message is brought to you by the concerned citizens of Eorzea.

Run with scissors instead. It's much safer.

To be fair, they run with them out to the side and to the back so they don't fall face-first onto them.

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Originally Posted by Noshpan

Run with scissors instead. It's much safer.

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That was a great album.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ver_art%29.jpg

In case there is an eye gouging accident, the market has an assortment of eyepatches that can help you with not disgusting fellow party members with your gross ocular hole.

Every time I hear "PSA" I think "PORKCHOP SANDWICHES?!?"

...and I'd think running with a sword would be more dangerous.