[FUN] Stupid Ideas: Heavensward Anti-Wishlist

Here, you may post the most ridiculous ideas you can think of, the ones you wish you'd never thought of and pray that SE will never do.

Here's mine: a Charisma stat. What does it do? Why, it's an objective measure of how attractive your character is of course! We can finally take that messy "opinion" thing out of vanity! Female characters obviously have 50 more than the males, and female Miqo'te have another 100 on top of that. Vanity outfits improve one's Charisma, except the ones from the cash shop because no P2W lol (even though Charisma has no effect on, well, anything at all). What's that? The BiS stuff for Charisma don't match? It looks absolutely stupid you say? Bah, my 1000+ Charisma stat makes you OBJECTIVELY wrong, you tasteless noob!

(tl;dr bringing elitism to a vanity near YOU)

I'm going to be the only person to reply to this, just to say to everyone else not to reply and just let it die and disappear.

It would have vanished faster if you hadn't replied you know. ;P