SE, Please put more exclusive items on the Cash Shop!

Seriously, there just isn't enough exclusive items on the cash shop. We need more! I want, and I am sure I am not alone, exclusive mounts and minions, outfits, and other goodies on the cash shop. But wait, there's more! There needs to be items that are required to unlock content in game to be on the cash shop. Savage mode primals? Each one would require a $10.00 item that would unlock them in game at the aetheryte.

Look, here's the deal. If you aren't willing to spend an additional $100-$200 dollars extra a month on games, then why are you playing? Plus, this would allow me to know who the other people I want to group with. Why would you want to bother grouping with poor people who can't unlock content? People who pay for the content are the people you are going to want to group with because they are serious about the game.

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Also, please increase the sub fee to $25/month, plus an additional $10/month for a Premium Account with more privileges. Maybe a vocal minority of whiners on the forums will leave, but it keeps out the riff-raff and ensures a better community of only true FF fans. Besides, if you can't afford $35/month plus cash shop items, then you have no business playing an MMORPG in the first place and are just poor. Get your life in order, get a second job, and then think about having fun!

But NO PAY-TO-WIN!!!!!!! Cash shop is only for minions, mounts, gear, additional character slots, fantasia potions, additional retainers, superior eternal bond experience, hair styles, Triple Triad cards, Gold Saucer tokens, XP boosts to max level, weapons, housing furniture, forum privileges, exclusive titles, and anything else people enjoy.

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Originally Posted by Fyrebrand

Also, please increase the sub fee to $25/month, plus an additional $10/month for a Premium Account with more privileges. Maybe a vocal minority of whiners on the forums will leave, but it keeps out the riff-raff and ensures a better community of only true FF fans. Besides, if you can't afford $35/month plus cash shop items, then you have no business playing an MMORPG in the first place and are just poor. Get your life in order, get a second job, and then think about having fun!

But NO PAY-TO-WIN!!!!!!! Cash shop is only for minions, mounts, gear, additional character slots, fantasia potions, additional retainers, superior eternal bond experience, hair styles, Triple Triad cards, Gold Saucer tokens, XP boosts to max level, weapons, housing furniture, forum privileges, exclusive titles, and anything else people enjoy.

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This guy, this guy he gets it.

Hey, it's all in the Terms of Service that you agreed to. Your sub fee only allows you access to the servers. If you want to do anything other than stand around in town, looking sad and wearing a burlap sack, then you are just looking for a free ride. Square Enix isn't a charity, you know! They are a business, and that means they are legally obligated to always be pushing the limits of what they can get away with. Anything you get from merely buying the game and paying your subscription should be considered a free gift.

(I am still bracing for all the flames from people who think we are serious.....)

I'd flame you two for making a lazy "parody" thread, but meh.

I know this is a troll thread but it feels so real from what i read of the forums....

I can only see this thread going extremely well. I shall exit now.

Lol you two made me chuckle :)

Love it. I'm also wondering how long until someone believes this is for real. Probably once it gets to 3+ pages because that's when people stop reading and just write based on thread titles.

http://i.imgur.com/dQsgrin.gif

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Originally Posted by Fyrebrand

(I am still bracing for all the flames from people who think we are serious.....)

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Careful, SE might have a faulty sarcasm detector and make this thread a reality.