New mount suggestion

My suggestion, should you chose to accept it, would be to introduce the most terrifying, the most amazing, the most epic creature in Eorzea to a saddle.

The MEGALOCRAB!
http://i.imgur.com/0dtDDH8.jpg

Imagine, the worlds sailing by you as you sit atop your own Megalocrab proudly as it strides gracefully through the fields of La Noscea, chases newbs in the forests of Central Shroud, and sun bathes in the sands of Thanalan.

Suggestions for acquisition: Its a crab, let us fish for it!

Bonus points: Allow us to fish from its back without having to dismount. We're not gonna be moving anyways.

All of my yes. I want to poke fun at people by telling them they have crabs on their ass! =D