[Coil Static] Looking for a Scholar

Hellu!

We're a small (hehehe, Lalafells) english-speaking static progressing on Turn 9, unfortunately, we lost our SCH not so long ago.
Guess what that means ?
A. We're looking for a Scholar!
B. Potato!

You've guessed A, you're a smart one! You might be the one we're looking for, keep reading.
You've guessed B, I like you! You might be the one we're looking for, keep reading.

"But, Sho, who are you guys, and why should I think about joining you ?"

• We are a small group of friends, who enjoy raiding and making progress together, without being all srsbiznizz about it. The primary goal is to have fun!
• We like to PLAYFULLY (it's all fun and games, we do not disrespect people) make fun of one another. So if you are to join us, eventually you too shall partake in this!
• Our raiding times are Tuesday, Thursday, from 8:30 Server Time to usually 00:00 Server Time. We only push it further if everyone wants to.

Now, what do you get for joining us, you ask ?

• That's easy! Plenty of cool Lalafells ... and also an Elf and a Cat, but feel free to annoy those two!
• Fun!
• Bad puns!
• CAPSING!
• CAPSED BAD PUNS!

"Now that sounds like my kind of stuff! How do I know if I qualify ?"
Easy peasy!

• You're a Scholar (Duh!) with decent gear (Duh!), and you've unlocked the SCoB (Duh!)
• You know at least T6 and T7! Knowledge of T8 and some of T9 is a huge plus (Like the Swiss Flag!)
• You're a fun person, who's not super serious, but can still focus and raid properly
• You know your class, and what you're doing!
• You have an empty linkshell slot

Now, bonus points !

• You're a Lalafell (+10 points for being awesome!)
• You're not a Lalafell (-10 points for being a cloudbreather!)
• You're a cloudbreather! (+20 points because Lalafells can laugh at you!)
• You like talking on Teampseak (+0 points)
• You don't talk on Teamspeak (-0 points LOOKS LIKE IT DOESN'T MATTER)
• You don't like lists (-10 points; WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS THEN ?)
• You like potatoes (+4,000 points; I'M THE SELF APPOINTED LEADER OF THIS THING, SO I GET TO DECIDE, AND I LOVE POTATOES)
• You're a human being (+100 points; robots are overrated!)
• You're insane, just like us (+30,000 points!)
• You're not insane, unlike us (-30,000 points. You would probably not like us then!)
• You make fun of Ash (+"You're instantly in!" points)

I think this is pretty much all you need to know. If more informations are required, contact me through this forum, or contact Shosue Syl'nj in game! If I'm not online, please contact : C'tadhara Midori, Susie Chiii, Ashlyn Rillemont, or Niwa Pon. Just tell them you've seen my post and would like to talk to me. I'll get to you ASAP.
Apologies for the long post, and thanks for taking the time to read all of this. Looking forward to meeting you, possible future SCH! (And fairies)

Silly 1000 character limit makes me look like a fool!