Seriously, all you pudgy little freakazoids should quit being adventures and make room for the Big Cats! Don't really care what you do with yourselves after. Join a midget wrestling league. Find employment as a cannon ball in some crackerjack 3 ring circus. Maybe build a chocolate factory or theme park and sing mind numbing children's songs for peanuts a day.
Lalas are like Ginger and have no souls. You are the source of all that's evil in Eorzea and I for one think it's height time that the citizens of Eorzea band together and put an end to your peoples rein of terror!!
P.S. Snuggles all the Lalas ;)
