Funniest Macro you've seen

I've seen a few good ones, and I have a couple funny ones myself.

Anyone got any good ones?
Have any made you laugh, share I want to laugh at it too.

Raise

/micon "Raise"
/ac "Raise" <t>
/p Raising <t>. If you die again, I KILL U!

"I am a Jedi, like my father before me!"

<jumps off platform>

This one had several snappy one-liners macro'd to /shout or /em :)

"Erasing <t>"

I have a few custom emotes i use to draw mustaches on anyone afk but my favorite is a friend's ascii heart.

"notice me **insert target name** sempai!!" for provoke.

My one for aetherial manipulation is "<Please forgive me.> <tt> .. LET ME LOVE YOU!"