A child of square enix hate

I wanna join the club of people SE and its RNG hate!

5 months of nothing from coil! RNG lots never above 20! atma drops of omg never!

Please send membership info as soon as possible.

Sensationalism! Hyperbole!

i like hamburgers!

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Originally Posted by Saren

Cucumbers!

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Papayas!

Now the song is stuck in my head again.

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Originally Posted by Grumpypizza

I wanna join the club of people SE and its RNG hate!

5 months of nothing from coil! RNG lots never above 20! atma drops of omg never!

Please send membership info as soon as possible.

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Why do you still need a membership? When you are basically "Born in the club".

LOUD NOISES!

How about we talk about the real issue here...catnip in our schools. Each year thousands of Miqo'te children are exposed to and pressured into buying catnip from their peers. This has got to stop. Catnip abuse is serious. It is a known gateway drug and severely impaires the senses. Catnip overdose can lead to heart failure and liver disease.

It's our generation's fault for allowing things to get out of hand, and we are the ones to fix it. Join MACA (Miqo'te Against Catnip Abuse) today and help make a change!

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OVEREXAGERATION

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Originally Posted by Magis

Papayas!

Now the song is stuck in my head again.

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NOOOO! Now I'll be humming that again for hours now.... :p

Seriously though OP, random number generators are actually a traditional part of RPGs dating right back to their pen and paper roots (after all, that's all FFXIV's battle system actually is under the hood - hidden electronic dice rolls.) If you hate RNG so much, then maybe RPGs just are not the type of game for you.