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The Great Fat ChocoKing
Please enlighten us Square... We tried to summon our lord and savior all day yesterday in Mor Dhona, but we have not succeeded.
We even tried dancing around the Aetheryte Crystal..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Np_E8m8l3U
Tell me Square, what part of the ritual did we miss?
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Maybe you need to perform the ritual in the legendary Chocobo Forest where all the legendary chocobos are located from Gold Chocobos, Black Chocobos, White Chocobos, Silver Chocobos, and all kind of never before seen Chocobos live.
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You're missing a key ingredient. You need more crystals.
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Maybe they didn't eat enough.
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That would make for an amusing idea, one day SE just randomly replaces all Meteor textures with fat chocobos.
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That would have been an amazing April fools joke..
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The Great Fat Choco King Primal. Think that'll be worse than Titan.
*Choco King uses upheaval!*
*everyone gets pushed off the edge of Eorzea*
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OH MY GOD HOW MUCH MONEY DO I NEED TO GIVE YOSHIDO TO GET ONE
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We tried this on Saturday for Godbert Helidor Maximilian Manderville and were met with similar results. I'm pretty sure we had the crystals. I think there is a bug in the game's coding.
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I'm pretty sure this The Great Fat Choco King Primal thing needs to happen!