From where does Yoshi-P get his super powers?

I mean seriously. Not only does the guy head the XIV team, he's also a celebrity. Almost everyone looks up to him and expects so much of him after he saved a burning ship.

Pray tell, how many cigarettes and cups of coffee does it take per day? Do his fashionable rings give him his power?

I need to know! Is Yoshi even human?!

I heard his rings drain the life force from Lalafels and converts it into new content. Please look forward to it.

I heard that he buys them, With all the Yen they save from not buying real Servers.

Tanaka prz *puts flame shield on* Well actually I'd like them both to be heads ( ' x '

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Originally Posted by Gelesto

I heard his rings drain the life force from Lalafels and converts it into new content. Please look forward to it.

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Doesnt Yoshi play a Lalafell? ._.

He adds droplets of tears of players suffering from poor network routing trying to get past titan extreme to his coffee everyday.

I'll tell you where, he gets it from the souls of his fallen foes. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

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Originally Posted by ArkAurelius

Doesnt Yoshi play a Lalafell? ._.

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I believe he's a male miqo'te.

Power of Common sense and logical thinking

Yoshi P. Is like the Steve Jobs from SE.

http://zantetsuken.net/wp-content/up...20130428_4.jpg

Just look at him, he has innovation written all over him!
The twelve be praised he's leading FFXIV.