Something missing, for an FF Title... Hilarious Status Effects
Remember when it meant the world, when you got the Ribbon item?
Where are the annoying (but hilarious) effects like Frog and Small?
Wouldn't that be a kicker, you're doing a run and suddenly POOF right in the middle of the fight someone's croaking... because they're inadvertently amphibian?
The closest-in-spirit I've seen to Frog-type shenanigans are the Apkallu that attack by projectile-vomiting sardines in your face.
Wouldn't you like to buy a "Frog Bomb" to use on friends? Heh heh heh... "Piff!" "RIBBIT!"