Make a Wish, Grant a Wish

I remember a while back in a Starcraft 2 forum, there was a fun thread where a poster would make a wish and the next post would grant said wish, but tack on an obscene condition with it.

For example: I wish Summoner's Enkindle would do 9999 on every use.

Next poster would say: Granted, but it can now only be used once a year.

Then said poster would make his/her wish, and so on.

I'll get the ball rolling!

I wish Ifrit was more useful in endgame content.

Granted, but now Ifrit can only be used in Titan trials.

I wish that the summons actually looked like the primals.

Granted, but usable once a month.

I wish DRG LB was riding a dragon down on the enemy.