The biggest hat of them all!

Everyone says this game needs gil sinks, and all the hardcore players complain that there isn't enough content to divide them from the casual players. Well, I have come up with a simple solution. It is so simple it is ingenious really, and that solution comes in the form of hats.

Its truly brilliant, the hardcore players can spend money on a top hat and monocle, and the more money you invest, the bigger and fancier your hat becomes. Now all of you hardcore players can be satisfied and show off how great you are, and all the people complaining there is too much gil in circulation can be satisfied as well because all gil will be burnt by all players trying to have the biggest hat. The man with the biggest hat at the end of the day will be the best player, and linkshells that hate the fact there isnt enough content can use their linkshell bank to purchase a linkshell hat. The bigger the hat the better, and if your hat becomes big enough you can use it as a mog house. What does everyone think?

As a fan of TF2, I agree. We need more hats.

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Originally Posted by Req

Everyone says this game needs gil sinks, and all the hardcore players complain that there isn't enough content to divide them from the casual players. Well, I have come up with a simple solution. It is so simple it is ingenious really, and that solution comes in the form of hats.

Its truly brilliant, the hardcore players can spend money on a top hat and monocle, and the more money you invest, the bigger and fancier your hat becomes. Now all of you hardcore players can be satisfied and show off how great you are, and all the people complaining there is too much gil in circulation can be satisfied as well because all gil will be burnt by all players trying to have the biggest hat. The man with the biggest hat at the end of the day will be the best player, and linkshells that hate the fact there isnt enough content can use their linkshell bank to purchase a linkshell hat. The bigger the hat the better, and if your hat becomes big enough you can use it as a mog house. What does everyone think?

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Amazing idea!!! Pure Genius!!!!!!!

Genius. I have hat envy already!

Gotta be careful SE might take this serious and do it. You know they love adding *** hats to this game.

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Originally Posted by TonyMontana

Gotta be careful SE might take this serious and do it. You know they love adding *** hats to this game.

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This is serious business

ITT: OP is mad because no one wants to give him money.

I'm wearing a top hat and monocle now, while playing FFXIV. Are you spying on me?

I am glad everyone thinks this idea is as brilliant as I do. Spread word across the land to your linkshell mates and beyond, so we can get customizable top hats and monocles implemented in final fantasy xiv

My top hat would be small. I spend all my gil on drugs and mithra whores.