The Lonely Hearts <HEART> Laidback guild open recruiting

Are you feeling lonely? Looking for someone to run that dungeon with or help out with those terrible fate grinds? Look no further than The Lonely Hearts! We're a bunch of RL friends looking to expand our guild and help out any of our members as best we can. Five of our members have their relic weapon and we're looking to expand on that before we plan for coil and future content.
Member perks include:
1.A lvl5 guild to help power level your crafting/alt classes
2. A guild bank with random stuff to take at your leisure
3. A raidcall with members to have awkward conversations with
4. A dedicated member to be your crafting whore for all your needs (no seriously he has all professions lvl50)
5. Free weekly private counseling on catgirl addictions.
Feel free to message any of our officers in game about applying: Myself, Neoteck Tuck, Berezia Bloodmane, Gaston Belmont, Paulter Greywolfe, and Veritas Aduro.

Stop feeling lonely today and join The Lonely Hearts<HEART>!