What's the most hilarious ingame joke you've encountered?

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Mister "Longhaft" and the catgirls sure loves to talk about his "lever".

For me it's two NPCs in an early low-level quest in Ul'dah; Bitter Snow and Yellow Moon who will be wed some day, which would make her end up with the name... Yellow Snow. Don't know if this was intended, but when I caught it, it cracked me up.

I am just a young Little Lalafell why does she want me so badly?
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I am still surprised at how many references and jokes were put in here

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A shout out to Oprah lol
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A wolf killing FATE that is a direct reference to a Liam Neeson movie
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Some interesting NPC dialogue

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I giggled seeing an an inn named Eternal Sleep. Thought it was clever lol
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Originally Posted by Enkidoh

A lot of the humour in FFXIV is very adult orientated, like the FATE in Costa del Sol that involves escorting a female miqo'te courtesan to her next client (when the FATE ends, the two disappear into a nearby shed, with the roegadyn client looking skyward and saying something like "YES! Thank you!").

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Lol the Roe's face and their conversation as they walk back is great xD
I need to screenshot it and post it lol

During one of the main scenario quests a Lalafell near Blue Fog (I think) was very enthusiastic about his wares.

"You get a pot! And you get a pot! Everyone gets a pot!"

besides the lag?

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Originally Posted by SirDiscoFrog

I giggled seeing an an inn named Eternal Sleep. Thought it was clever lol

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Actually, it's more an example of dark humour, given the fact Camp Drybone and it's inn are right next to a graveyard, a place of literal 'eternal sleep' (and for that matter, one of the guests in the inn is actually lying dead on his bed with his wife grief striken and a priest administering last rites.

the 1.0 lalafell child at aleport that ran away from home because their father was an abusive alcoholic was pretty good.

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Originally Posted by Dijana

For some reason, I just laughed at the quest name 'It's probably not pirates'

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I found this way too funny...

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So... was the food any good?