Originally Posted by
Vyrerus
Ryne and G'raha Tia and Hoary Boulder can't be Ascians. We must have good characters be Ascians. God King Solus, Kilt Wearing Fordola, and Grynewaht wearing masks so we don't know who they are. They fire the old Ascians and say we're the Ascians now. They have an edgy discussion in camp while wearing their masks. Grynewaht says, "It's my name day, where's my marshmallow cake covered in candles?" King Solus says, "Hahaha! We burnt it all and blew out the candles without you!" And the story pivots to helping Garlemald defeat Corvos, restore its emperor, and steal cheeseburgers to feed starving Garlemald.
I probably broke him by making him remember and fantasize about Miranda's ass from ME2. I heard some folks think he's Lyth using one of Theodric's other handles from another MMO discussion site. Unsure if true, but ah, oh well.
I was having fun "cyphering" the nonsense posts though.