What's the most hilarious ingame joke you've encountered?

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Originally Posted by ComradeTao

I think it was probably originally a star wars reference lol.

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Of course it was. I said, "It's not *just* a Star Wars reference".

It's probably just me, but I found a line of dialogue in the main quest funny.
Its the part where you have to chase down and fight the Wood Wailer who has been conspiring with the Garleans. I play as a female Miqo'te and the traitor referred to me as "the Miqo'te b*tch." It made me chuckle because Miqo'te are feline, not canine.

Its stupid dry humor that gets me the most.

I encountered an elitist who was told to get off his high chocobo

During a main story cutscene, Raubahn yells out "mad snake?! mad snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!?!"

Had me dyin! Total MGS reference.

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Originally Posted by faris

In 1.0 there was a pirate talking about his captain's fawning over some girl. He said something like "He's polishing his mast just thinkin' about her" and I died laughing. But, sadly, this was one of the dialogues which got adjusted even before 2.0 rolled around.

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If you go stand next to the Fisher guildleader (not the one who gives the quests, but the one out on the piers) you'll see a very similar dialogue.

I wish I had a screen shot of it but it happened so fast, I think it was a NPC running away from a fate in the shroud yelling "say my name! say my name!" and his "name" was Nameless Conjurer. Made me chuckle.

My friend told me he joined a 7 man relic party for garuda hard mode. Party gets wipe and he asked the question " Let's be honest... how many of us bought a titan clear". Then he gets immediately booted from the party.

there's a wench inside sashtasha that exclaims "I'm not with them! I swear on what little is left of my virtue!"

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Originally Posted by NyneAlexander

During a main story cutscene, Raubahn yells out "mad snake?! mad snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!?!"

Had me dyin! Total MGS reference.

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how did i forget that...i lol'd so hard...

It's already been mentioned, but I figured I'd give a proper image and salute to my fellow 1.0 Durandal Goobbue Defenders.

http://i.imgur.com/1XQJYaD.png

Never forget.