Why SE should hire me

Dear SE,

I also have no real relevant skills that you need, but if you pay me, I'll fan-giggle and praise your works more than the OP. Job pls?

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Originally Posted by Jyoeru

I felt accomplished at the end of any RPG because I knew I had read at least 1/2 of a book for that year.

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I think I laughed a little too hard at that :P

And a lot of people need to learn what a joke is.

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Originally Posted by Jyoeru

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this might sound like i'm being a downer for this but... i highly doubt they'll hire you just like that... my younger brother has a friend who graduated from MIT with high honors and as a programmer/gamer and since he didn't have the right amount of years experience SE wouldn't higher him. Good luck though

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Originally Posted by Jyoeru

I graduate from college in about a month. The job market is tough, even more so for us English majors who seem to go unappreciated in a marketplace saturated with high-tech this and science that.

I originally wanted to be a computer programmer, which was because of FFVII. But, they wanted me to take physics, and I was like "nope," as I threw my books across campus and dropped out.

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I am without words...wow.

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Originally Posted by Jyoeru

I graduate from college in about a month.

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Allow me to give you an anticipatory congratulations! Graduating college is a great accomplishment, now with that being said, go ahead and get started on the GRE prep! With published research under your belt your application for grad school just became that much more competitive!!

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Originally Posted by glim

//I throw myself at your feet. I...

am out of words.

For now.//

LOL

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So off topic but Glim, I laughed for a good few minutes at your sig, thanks haha

In the MMORPG industry, your best credential would be "I was once directly involved in a MMORPG that totally flopped", since any guy who was actually involved in a successful project wouldn't be looking for a job anyway, and compare to that, it sure would seem like a credential of completely irrelevent things ought to be better than a guy who once failed spectcularly, and honestly, if your best choice is a guy who totally failed before, why not take a guy who has no experience?

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Originally Posted by Jyoeru

I guess funny is subjective. Your subjectivity doesn't meet my criteria for humor.

Not sure how I trolled anyone. I have been cordial, and I even engaged a persistent troll in a polite and light-hearted manner. I think our definition of trolls are also in disagreement.

My apologies to you and your kin (future, existing, exhumed and non) for any offenses my post has presented for lacking in vanity, humor, or lacking in any way to relate to the real world. I did discuss waffles here recently, so I guess there is that.

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I guess I'm that "persistent troll"? I wasn't trolling I was trying to get you to post bad MSPaint stick figures.

Creative writing is one thing... However, forums are for Performance Art!

All I have gathered from this is that some of you are a little full of yourselves and have taken this post WAYYYYYY too seriously.

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Originally Posted by Pandastirfry

I guess I'm that "persistent troll"? I wasn't trolling I was trying to get you to post bad MSPaint stick figures.

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:( I thought you were trolling. I don't have MS Paint where I am now, but let me see what I can whip up later!