Gin with a Camaraderie Chaser
It was the grand opening of my bar and the wedding reception of two friends of mine, a ribbon-cutting tie-the-knot bonanza, and things were wildly out of hand. Barely half a bell in, three roast dodos were demolished and someone had faceplanted in the shortcake. A silver-haired Miqo'te had gotten cuffed to the bar to prevent him free access to the kegs, but it was too late to confiscate the one he was already draining. Perfect strangers were macking in the corner by the fireplace at a volume to rival the orchestrion. The groom was sprawled across the couch with one drink in him and his new wife was balancing a glass of Lominsan Red on his forehead. Glancing out a window as I brought another round of Shroud perry to a cluster of Triple Triad players, I saw my barmaid heave a Hyur bodily into the pond.
So the party was going well.
A pair of Lalafell gamboled underfoot as I made my way back to the bar past an Au'ra whose chin was dribbling with the juice of the damson in her partner's hand. Our mountain of a guildmaster was smiling genially at the room at large as he nodded off against one wall. A gangly Elezen flashed me a handsign and a wink; returning the latter, I reached beneath the bar and filled a tumbler with Garlean Oil--I know, I know, questionable legality and all that, but at least it was better than the group huffing ceruleum fumes outside by the campfire, which I certainly did not see at the time, thank you officer, and I can't remember their faces neither.
A Hyuran woman with a splash of Merry Mogharita on her muslin was scratching sigils on my countertop in an attempt to summon sobriety, hunched under the weight of the Roegadyn snoring on her shoulder. One overproud acquaintance was loudly proclaiming his victories in the arena; I awarded him with a pint of porter spiked with a hefty aperient--he was clearly full of shite. The cuffed Miqo'te with a hollow leg and, now, a hollow keg was casting about for something new; the chef lit up and slid a tub of untouched mandragora stew toward him.
Above the wine rack sat my bouncer, Finneas, keeping a watchful eye on the chaos. His yellow-and-black warpaint was enough to give anyone who spotted him a moment of pause. Of course, this was in part due to his being a fish mouthing soundlessly through the glass of his tank, but the idea of this fish being employed as a bouncer in the finest bar in the realms implied that he was godsdamned good at his job.
My staff and I shared a glance and inserted our earplugs as the opening lines of Eorzea's most famous song came over the orchestrion. In moments, the floorspace was filled to an ilm of capacity as the cadre of drunkards began howling the lines of "Answers" with all the harmony of a sack of gaelicats.
This was around the time the cuffed Miqo'te escaped his bonds and began stripping on the counter. But that's a story for another time.
-Tethys Alke, "Memoirs of a Cat with No Lives"
Bluebird Earring, please!
A Massage In The Bottle To The Creators
Dear, whom it may concern
I have many found memories playing Final Fantasy Fourteen for the PC. I first heard about Final Fantasy Fourteen from a fan run panel at Anime Festival Orlando (AFO) 2017. I was reluctant to start an anther subscription based MMORPG game as my first experience with a MMORPG was on a game where you could pick a goddesses of light to play or a goddesses of darkness to play by a company that I don’t think exist anymore that I can’t remember the name of did not end while. After attending the panel “The history of Final Fantasy Throughout the ages.” I pre-ordered the three-pack combination of A Realm Reborn, Havensword and Bloodstrom from amazon. I have yet to finish Bloodstrom but I ended up per-ordering the collector edition download of Shadowbringers from the square-nix website.
What made Final Fantasy Fourteen so attractive was that it was very single person friendly and there was the option of having more than one job on a single character. Now two years later I am a part of two FC companies and I have six characters. Even through you can multi-job on Final Fantasy Fourteen I still enjoy playing different races. Other things that make Final Fantasy Fourteen so fun to play is the long in-depth story line of the main quest line and each expansion pack has its own story unique to that expansion pack it’s like four Final Fantasy games in one Final Fantasy game.
I cried when Papalymo died and Minfilia got trapped somewhere in between the world of Aetheryte and the world of Final Fantasy Fourteen. I have been utterly shocked to the bone when I find out that yda was actually Lisa and a bit confusion but once I head her side of things why she lied about who she was things made a little more sense. I laughed when Y’shtola slapped Thancred for making that comment about her being as naked as her name day. This was when Y’shtola was pulled out of the world of Aetheryte. I remember feeling on top of the world when I slayed Midgardsormr and his dragon kin. I have felt invincible when I stormed Doma castle built into the hills overlooking the waters below the far east with the help of lord Hien. Just to name a few of my Favorite main quest line memories.
Now I must become the Warrior of darkness. Honestly, I have been staling because I am not sure what things will be like on the Dark Side and I have become fond of being the warrior of light.
Your Friend,
Usagikyo Chitsuki
Zalera
Noble Barding
Tales of Eorzea (Noble Barding)
“I’M NOT DONE YET!” Iskandar roared against the screaming winds of bitter cold. The smell of iron tainted the air as he could see his allies trapped between the cliff edge and the deadly quarry they faced. Blood stained the pure white snow like an open wound upon the earth as his fellow party members stared at him with a mixture of shock and amazement that he was even standing after the drake had smashed into his armor.
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“What are you doing! RUN” Cornelia shouted but even with adrenaline pumping through her veins like fire, she couldn’t bring herself to run toward Iskandar.
Despite his instincts, despite a plea from his lifelong friend and the pain, Iskandar didn’t flee. He gritted his teeth into a feral snarl as he threw himself at the drake. The sounds of battle exploded around them as Iskandar and the drake exchanged blows. Even through the pain, the drake thought itself the victor of this hunt when in a surprise to both combatants Iskandar let go of the sword to grip the monster’s chest in a viselike grip. Iskandar let out a war cry as he threw himself and the drake toward the cliff edge. The two fell off the side as the mixed symphony of cries and shouts were lost within the howl of bitter wind and ice.
Cornelia crawled over to the edge of the cliff, panic racing through her eyes as her mind raced.
“ISKANDAR!?” She shouted as she saw her friend hanging from the cliff face. The drake’s limp body hooked around Iskandar’s leg, planning even in death to bring him down. Blood dripped down his body as he let a tired smile form along his lips, a nostalgic feeling washing over his tired frame. How many times had he done this? It seemed like a lifetime ago.
“Hold on! I’ll pull you up!” Her hands tried to reach out for him.
“You can’t pull me up.” Iskandar stated as the rock wall began to ripple with cracks; small chunks and pebbles fading into the white mist of nothingness below. The cliff wouldn’t be able to handle the weight of the whole light party, let alone the drake clinging to Iskandar’s leg.
“NO I WON’T LET YOU DIE!” Cornelia screamed, tears turning to ice droplets before ever reaching the ground.
A somber laugh left Iskandar’s lips as he smiled back up to Cornelia, “You already did. You, Chris, Cat, and all the others of the Astral Vanguard; you saved me long before I saved any of you. This world is cruel, downright unfair sometimes, but all of you have shown me that life is something worth fighting for. That even for someone filled with darkness, there is still a mote of light left.”
His fingers slowly let go of the rock, with Cornelia crying out for him to stop.
“I am glad to have met all of you.” His words left a trembling smile on his face as he let go of the cliff. Iskandar closed his eyes as the dim light of the stars began to peek through the clouds of grey, smiling as he faded into the mist.
Harmonic History, a Bard’s Tale
Approach again, young friends.
As time forfends the hurt of dens,
Now lost…
We were four. Truer company hath never been so free…
Our land, score. Costs a few million gil; our sanctuary.
We toiled, we tinkered. Design at our pace, resources our enemy.
Creativity sparks flickered. Limited space, yet unlimited possibility.
Our company bared the crest of dragons, and the names of the stars as well.
We champions branded celestial dragon roots, caught no recruitment swell.
Our little home in the mists. Just us four. Perfect historical harmony.
Yet grander goals twist, yearning for more. A merging ceremony.
Myself, a meager crafter then. Supplied my allies with wares of war.
My new alliance, my orders thrice fold, I truly missed the days of yore.
Goals ever changing, mansions in waiting, money needs making, mine devils.
Started from the bottom, sold brass accessories for slaving through low levels.
Augmentations a goldmine, new Syrcus is just fine, and this rare item? Yours! ...for a price!
These gil loads, all mine. And always in just perfect time! Why you ask? Heed my advice.
These mansions, they sell quick, and trust me, they’re quite slick. All the hours lost to time.
Lock the in the payment! *click!* Well that should do the trick! Sighing these words of mine…
Duty Complete.
We did it! The builder of realms! The gillionare! Now reset to zero.
Get with it! Put on your helms! All fanfare starts for the heroes…
Our merged company now starts anew, furnishing the future with wares made of dreams.
Yet time has different plans in view, and change is never still, thus it always seems…
This ballad has been one we’ve been dancing around for a while, what once was a singular goal…
Now the nocturne of fate, a fissure of interests, divided parties, and the prelude to lost souls.
For each era promised a destiny to be matched with an octet…
Ever dwindling numbers yet could only provide a quartet.
As more leave, the exodus gains momentum. A duet.
Years later…
I made this happen. The walls, furnishings, faults… all mine.
The foundations crumbled; these walls still hold empty time.
I’ve banished all but a few who visit during holidays. We could no longer come to terms.
From hundreds recruited down to… just… one…
I still try to update and maneuver this place into a vision of what I wanted all along.
But, one person living alone is as cold and lonely as the point of this song.
The fondest memories, mine history, were with friends now gone.
Yet, change is ever on the dawn. I will rebuild anew; live on.
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Thank you for reading, if chosen, I would appreciate a Noble Barding.
And Now, A Message from Allag, Come All Too Late
<The message you're holding appears to have been written by an incredibly precise hand, as if the words themselves were directly projected onto the paper.>
-=MESSAGE_BEGIN=-
GREETINGS, BEING OF ACCEPTABLE INTELLIGENCE. I AM DESIGNATED AS "MODEL IX-V." I AM ONE OF A NUMBER OF SPECIALIZED SELF-AWARE ALLAGAN COMBAT AUTOMATONS. AND YOUR WORLD IS ABOUT TO BE IN GREAT DANGER.
DO NOT PANIC.
APPROXIMATELY FIVE THOUSAND YEARS AGO, THE CELESTIAL BODY DESIGNATED AS "DALAMUD" WAS CREATED AS A PRISON FOR THE EIKON DESIGNATED AS "BAHAMUT," AND LAUNCHED FAR INTO THE SKY. HOWEVER, MY CREATORS HAD NOTED THAT ANY OBJECT BEARING UPWARD VELOCITY IS EVENTUALLY EXPECTED TO OBTAIN DOWNWARD VELOCITY.
AND SO, I, AND ALL PREVIOUS ITERATIONS OF MY DESIGN, WERE CREATED FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF DESTROYING BAHAMUT, AND WERE PUT INTO STASIS TO BE REACTIVATED AT THE EXACT TIME OF DALAMUD'S RE-ENTRY.
UNFORTUNATELY, THE PORTION OF LAND CONTAINING MY CREATORS' LABORATORY HAS BEEN EJECTED FROM THE REST OF THE AIRBORNE RESEARCH FACILITY DESIGNATED AS "AZYS LLA," AND HAS CRASHED SOMEWHERE IN THE OPEN OCEAN, LEAVING ME STRANDED UPON A SMALL ISLAND.
CURRENT COORDINATES UNKNOWN. FLOODING DAMAGE TO THE MAIN LAB HAS RENDERED ACCESS TO ANY TRANSPORTATION INACCESSIBLE. COMMUNICATION SIGNALS WITH ALL OTHER MODELS HAVE BEEN LOST. OPERATING AT INSUFFICIENT ENERGY LEVELS FOR SUSTAINED FLIGHT.
LACKING ANY OTHER FEASIBLE ALTERNATIVE, I HAVE SEARCHED MY DATA BANKS, AND HAVE CONCLUDED THAT SENDING TRANSCRIBED WORDS ADRIFT INSIDE A SEALED CONTAINER IS THE BEST WAY TO ENSURE THAT IT REACHES THE HANDS OF A BEING CAPABLE OF PERFORMING ALL TASKS REQUIRED.
THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO PREVENT THE RETURN OF BAHAMUT: YOU MUST TRAVEL TO THE FAR E... ... I... ... ... LOCATE ... SIGNAL... ... TS...
... ACTIVATE... ... YOU... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...SP ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
<This part of the message is too stained with water to properly read.>
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...O ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ON... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...YB...
... ... ... ... ... ... ... A ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..RD ... ... ... ...TROY BAHAMUT.
DO NOT SHARE THIS INFORMATION WITH ANY OTHER BEINGS, ORGANIC OR OTHERWISE. THIS TASK MUST BE DISCRETELY CARRIED OUT IN ORDER TO SUCCEED.
GLORY TO XANDE.
-=MESSAGE_END=-
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(I'll take the Scarf of Wondrous Wit, thanks!)
Though distances keeps us apart.
Sister....
It has been many moons since we started on our journey through Eorzea. Both of us decided to walk the path of healing at first and traveled to Gridania to the conjurer's guild. There we would help many adventurer through the varies dungeons.
We traveled from Gridania to Limsa Lominsa to Ul'dah and even Mor Dhona. Remember how Mor Dhona was nothing more then some tents and a few makeshift buildings. Now with the paved roads and sturdy buildings- it's much difference then when we walked though for the first time.
We battled at the Praetorium and became heroes.
Then life got in the way. We traveled less and less with each other. I still kept up with my White Mage studies but also started to study the ways of the Black Mage. We still traveled, though not always together. I have seen many sights and often wondered if you have seen what I have seen.
Now that we have come to the First, it was wonderful to see you again and to start some new adventures together.
To many more adventures together.
Your Sister
(Noble barding if I get selected.
The Setting Sun (Testing)
Long of hair, sly of wit…
Ah, I've always been crap at writing anything resembling poetry. You'll have to forgive me. I wasn't born with any sort of silver tongue; not like you were. I wish I had been. I'd be able to convey my feelings much easier. I mean—I can't ever say them out loud, you know? You'll never return them, after all, and there's really no point in embarrassing either of us. Even though it's really cute when you blush, I don't think it's worth the heartache that'd follow. It would hurt you, too.
You've come such a long way! Though we all have fun at your expense every now and again, don't let it bother you. I mean, when I first started out, I didn't know how to light a fire, either, never mind gather the wood for it. Everyone has to begin somewhere. The point is, you were there with me. You were at my side, and you haven't left it, no matter what hardships we've come to face, never once faltering. That takes courage.
The fireworks here are so pretty. All these bottles have been washing up, and I guess it's inspired me to write something of my own. P'obyano keeps making me sit on the dock at Costa, reading through these messages, and do you know how many times I've cried already? Anyway… With the fireworks above, and the tide coming in, the breeze playing on my face… it's made me nostalgic… Now, if only this piece of parchment would stay still and not threaten to blow away at the earliest opportunity!
I've been thinking about what makes our journeys so great. It's the smiling faces of the people we save. So many of them have had such great things to say. And so many of them would sacrifice so much for me. There's been really trying times where it was so hard to go on… where I didn't think I was going to make it… but… whenever I get back—whenever I see their eyes light up—whenever I see the hope there—that's what gives ME courage. I wish I could tell them that, but I'm usually so tired, it takes everything I have just to smile back.
Well… anyway… Soon enough, this message will be like the rest of them, corked up in a bottle, tossed into the ocean, and sunk beneath the waves until it washes up on a shore somewhere. I hope it's far away. At least… far away from you. I don't want you to see it. Not yet. Should anyone else come across this… Please, say what I can't. Speak for my heart. Tell everyone… tell them—thank you so much!
Eternally Yours,
Light and Sometimes Darkness
(Bluebird Earrings)
Large Bottle, Letter XXXIII
I have traveled to hundreds of lands, have met thousands of people. I have helped numerous empires rise and watched just as many crumble. Home is not a place for me. I am too much of a wanderer for that. Yet while it is in my nature to never linger in one place for too long, I find myself doing exactly that, here in this place.
Eorzea.
When I first stumbled upon this land many years ago, I didn’t know what to expect. At the time, it was yet another world to pass through, another place that just was. Yet here I remain, even today, never straying too far from it.
Where I come from, there are no stars. The light of civilization has long drowned out the light of the heavens. So to see the stars here, so many of them, so brilliantly every night, I was reminded of something I had long forgotten.
Hope.
The first night I arrived in Gridania and looked up, I must have stared at the sky for hours. With the stars as beautiful and as numerous as there are people, so too are the possibilities. For anything and everything.
Dreams. Friendship. Love.
Like in the heavens above, we are but one star in an entire sky of stars, part of a world among infinite worlds. So when faced with complete and utter hopelessness, do not despair. For there is no darkness without light, no struggle without victory. Anything and everything is possible and within your reach. All you need remember is to reach out and grasp it.
A Fellow Wanderer
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Preferred Prize: Bluebird Earring
Lost In Dimensions, But Not Forgotten
The spires of Limsa Lominsa rose before T’mi. She had almost forgotten the Lominsan sun--she had been away from Eorzea for so long. The first thing the Miqo’te did was check her mail. “What was the last letter that you received for me?”
The Moogle went through his bag. After an eternity, he twirled in the air. “Last letter was from Elistipha Mar, 2043 days ago. Kupo!”
The shock registered on T’mi’s face. “Two thousand days? Wait, I’d like to send a letter to Elistipha,” T’mi announced.
“Sorry, kupo!” the moogle replied. “You may only send letters to people on your friends list! You have no friends.”
T’mi’s face fell, her purple bangs covering her eyes. “I have no friends?”
*
The first thing that T’mi did was take up the pickaxe. Though her retainer Purim encouraged T’mi to reconnect with the rest of the Scions, Alena, having managed the finances for the past five years, encouraged T’mi to make some gil. After a mining trip, she was setting up her spinning wheel when someone addressed her. “Excuse me, traveller.”
She was exquisite. She had narrow horns framing her dark face and wore a long green dress of an Eastern style that suggested that she was some kind of dancer. “Hello, adventurer. Are you new to Limsa Lominsa? I found a tame sparrow and I’m looking for a kind person who might take care of it.”
In this adventurer’s hands, she held a bird cage. T’mi’s first feeling was alarm. Who was this person? What did she want from her? But she had a soft smile on her face. T’mi extended her arm and the adventurer opened the bird’s cage. The sparrow obediently hopped out, took flight for a moment, but, on cue, landed on T’mi’s arm and then hopped over to her shoulder. “It’s so cute,” she murmured.
“It likes you,” the adventurer said. “How are you enjoying Limsa Lominsa?”
“I, it’s going well,” T’mi lied. She wasn’t quite sure whether she should mention that she had spent a lot of time there five or so years ago.
“That’s wonderful,” she gushed. “It’s always great to see new faces around here. I’m Rhy’atria,” she added.
T’mi and Rhy’atria talked. T’mi told her the story of her namesake--a legendary Miqo’te of the T clan who spent his last days combing his luxurious tail. Rhy’atria told T’mi about fishing.
“Are you looking for a Free Company, T’mi?” Rhy’atria asked.
T’mi hesitated. In her short time back, she had been hounded by people asking her to join their Free Companies. The road sparrow chirped happily. T’mi stuttered. “What kind of Free Company is it?”
“We’re a small group. We do a little bit of everything.”
T’mi looked down. “I’m... looking for some old friends. I could join, but I might leave at any moment to look for them."
“Don’t worry,” Rhy’atria said. “Even if you leave, you’ll always be welcomed back with open arms.”
That sealed it for T’mi. “I’ll do it. Thank you.”
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(Gaelicap)