What's the most hilarious ingame joke you've encountered?

bah no fair.. i was just gonna post this screenshot (not from alchemist leve though so still)
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/.../memeffxiv.PNG

I don't have a screenshot of it, but there is an NPC where the ship is being built. He says something about rivets needing to be hot, and by the time he can get them back to the ship they are colder than a dead whore's crotch.

YAAARRRRRGH! I BREAK MY FAST ON GARLEANS! AND RIGHT NOW IM VERY HUNGRY!

I damn near wet myself at this little lalafell. Who knew /psych was so damn effective!

"This One Time, At Level 30..."

The roegadyn who loves his sheep a bit too much.

You know? Roegadyn in general. "Colder than a dead whore's crotch." Classy.

I like the whole biggs and wedge thing. Can't get enough of those star wars references!

Not a joke, but I like the fate "The truth is out there" where you fight a chupacabra.

It's a bit dirty, but I chucked when I found it last night.

In coerthas, at the dragon base (I forget the name), if you climb up to the walls and into one of the watch towers, you find a male and female Elezen. When you enter the Female says "We should stop this, think about your wife".

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Originally Posted by thuswindburn

I like the whole biggs and wedge thing. Can't get enough of those star wars references!

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It's not just a Star Wars reference, it's Final Fantasy lore. Biggs and Wedge first showed up in Final Fantasy VI (They were the Imperial soldiers escorting the brainwashed Terra in the very beginning) and have been in VII, VIII, X, XII (sorta; they were called Gibbs and Deweg--pressure from Lucasfilm, maybe?), and XIII (who do you think the "B&W" in "B&W Outfitters" are?).

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Originally Posted by Synra

It's a bit dirty, but I chucked when I found it last night.

In coerthas, at the dragon base (I forget the name), if you climb up to the walls and into one of the watch towers, you find a male and female Elezen. When you enter the Female says "We should stop this, think about your wife".

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I'm pretty sure that was in Dragonhead. In the bunkroom of the central tower of Whitebrim Front there's a female knight in her bunk who offers to share it with you.

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Originally Posted by Conradus

It's not just a Star Wars reference, it's Final Fantasy lore. Biggs and Wedge first showed up in Final Fantasy VI (They were the Imperial soldiers escorting the brainwashed Terra in the very beginning) and have been in VII, VIII, X, XII (sorta; they were called Gibbs and Deweg--pressure from Lucasfilm, maybe?), and XIII (who do you think the "B&W" in "B&W Outfitters" are?).

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I think it was probably originally a star wars reference lol.