What if its an astrological reproductive organ?
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What if its an astrological reproductive organ?
"What if Dalamud was actually a giant spaceship containing a huge army of lalafells ready to take all Eorzea and conquer the world with their cuteness?"
Lalas are evil. Never trust them...
What if Dalamud is really a load of dead pixels?
What if the Dalamud was a giant red snurble descending on Eorzea to avenge it's tiny brethren, slain by countless adventurers?
What if Dalamund is actually a collection of our love for Yoshi-p that he has been collecting by being friendly and promising nice things. When he actually just wants to destroy the world so he can get some sleep!
What if Dalamud were actually a giant cupcake (of the enigmatic "Red Velvet" variety), hurled by the combined might of Twelve themselves, to provide sweet sustenance help us survive in the coming Umbral Era. I expect we'll find icing and crumb debris in the remotest of places for years to come.
What if Dalamud was actually a way for Square-Enix to recreate their MMORPG? To bring about change and beauty never seen before?
What if Dalamund was a giant spaceship descending to release PSY! His evil plan is to continually sing GANGNAM STYLE until all of Eorzea is DESTROYED!
What if Dalamud just stopped by for some sweets? Trick or Treat!
What if Dalamud was actually just another moon and we've just been stuck on Firesday....