The Cult Of Limsa (Short Story)
The Cult Of Limsa
Whilst running low on supplies our hero teleports to Limsa Lominsia to the marketboard, usually things are normal but this time things were a little out of place. Everyone was dressed in the same clothes?! Is this a cult? suddenly spotted and shocked our hero is frozen in fear, The cult in the same clothing starts walking towards the hero circling him and doing nothing but /point at him.
Our hero tries to get something out of them, [Hello!] [Are you there?] Nothing works. Suddenly it hits our hero he can do something, The only things really.
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Character name: Spoony One
World: Tonberry
Prize: Blue Bird Earrings
Day 276 **** FORGOT NAME AND WORLD IN PREV POST OOPS********
Day 276, Emelia Lancea (Dragoon by trade), 'Warrior of Light' reporting for duty roulette. Only a handful of tomestones short of new gear and 1 sticker short of weekly wondrous tails completion... how hard can one run be?
Duty Finder is the tool of choice; she should have known this spelt disaster from the beginning... Neverreap! Never-end? Never-fast? Never-weep? Nevertheless, with strength and lightning-fast skill speed at hand she jumped, phlebotomised and heavy thrusted her way to the final boss. Actually, things were looking pretty good - quite a competent party on hand, strong DPS support, confident heals and a sturdy tank. A fast clear is actually in sight. One last boss, that's it, one last boss.
Readied and raring to go, the party take the final step of faith together, jumping the gorge to the final boss arena... that's when it all went horribly wrong. I know what you're thinking, the party fell apart, right? The healer died to the adds? Emelia elusive jumped off the edge? The tank forgot to tank? You'd be right on 99% of occasions, but NO! The unimaginable happened... one single jump across the gorge and Emelia was left standing pantsless.
Pantsless? I hear you ask. Yes, pantsless. An unfortunate glitch has actually resulted in a final boss encounter with Emelia and a lack of trousers. Much to her party's delight and laughter, Emelia is left to deal damage to the boss with more exposed than her damage per second. A nightmare situation for anyone, coupled with the distraction of emotes from fellow teammates as they laughed and screamed in delight at the half naked Au Ra trying her best to appear as a worthy opponent for Waukkeon. It was, however, all in vain.
Shame or unfortunately timed jumps in AOEs, (likely a mix of both), ended in Emelia's untimely death. Much like the sorrowful end that came to our beloved Haurchefant, Emelia met an end of almost equal tragedy. Lying bare bottomed and shamed at what was leading to the peak of the Warrior of Light's career. A new title she would don...
'LOLDRG'.
Here ends a tale of horror and shame based on the real life events of Emelia Lancea, gone from us 31/10/2016. May the twelve forever guard her departed soul... and her exposed rear end.
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Emelia Lancea
Ragnarok
Chocobo Noble Barding
The Haunting of the Hustings Strip
A mysterious thief and saboteur had been terrorising the merchants of Ul’dah. For weeks now, I’d heard complaints of stolen items, of people being spooked by eerie shadow puppets and even of locals being poked and tickled by an unknown force. Understandably, these encounters had the local people upset, and it wasn’t long before wild rumours of ghosts began to fly around.
However, I speculated something less ethereal was to blame. Thus, I sought out the one and only detective extraordinaire to help me capture the culprit.
“Hildebrand, my good man, will you lend your keen eyes and sharp mind to my cause?” I asked him, careful to groom his ego just enough to persuade.
“Why, of course, Lady! Nashu and I would only be too glad to help solve these mysterious hauntings - in fact I already have the perfect plan to catch this phantom of the night!” He grinned excitedly.
“You do…? Already…?” While I was not one to question the inspector’s methods, I thought it best to at least impart some of my knowledge, “Mayhap I could tell you of what I’ve learned so far? I believe it may be a ninja -”,
“Shh! I hear something” he interrupted.
We went silent and heard a faint scratching. The three of us looked towards the sound, but it stopped. I felt something grab my ankle and spun round in alarm - there was no one there.
“You too?” said Nashu, looking terrified. I nodded.
“The phantom was here!” Hildebrand exclaimed.
“That’s odd. I’d heard it mostly came out at night...mostly” indeed, it was only the afternoon.
“We must be near to it’s lair and it overheard my cunning plan!” said Hildebrand.
“You haven’t even told ME your cunning plan,” I pointed out,
“How else could I make sure it wouldn’t be overheard by ghoulish ears!”
“Brilliant idea, inspector!” Nashu crooned. I rolled my eyes.
“Right, we’re going to need some paint...” Hildebrand explained his plan to lay a trap for the invisible culprit. We knew it enjoyed shadow puppets and stealing, so we laid a table of knick-knacks against a wall and set up a torch not too far away so good shadows could be cast. This, the inspector theorised, would tempt our prey. We ran trip wires around the area, with cans of red paint attached. Thus, the phantom would be covered in paint and we would discover their identity.
Night came and we waited. It wasn’t long before the plan actually worked.
The paint can rolled onto the floor and we peered over the wall to see a severed arm.
“Hey, I know that arm,” I whispered “it’s Raubahn’s!” I had heard tales of creatures and people becoming possessed, but never limbs.
“Caught you red handed!” Hildebrand cried. The arm, perched on its fingers froze and scuttled away.
We never did find it, but the reports stopped coming in. Yet, it irks me to know that somewhere in the lairs of Ul’Dah, Raubahn’s zombie arm lies waiting...
Character Name: Lady Deathstryke
Server: Lich
Prize: Chocobo Noble Barding