What's the most hilarious ingame joke you've encountered?

BRD LB. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
j/k

Meanwhile in the desert....

http://img2.finalfantasyxiv.com/acci...1eeffa6873.jpg

Zombie have a heart too ya know.. :3

Ps.his quest also leads to a very COOL minion..... *cough* *cough*....cactuar...*cough*

There's one at the Moogle's Gift stables in bentbranch that had me absolutely rolling. i tried to screenshot but my computer decided to be a ra-tard. I believe it was the owner of the place and post-lvl 30. If anyone knows to what I'm referring, please post it. It's driving me crazy that i cant remember!

As for one that I remember, there's a Mi'qote wood wailer in the North Shroud, whose name escapes me, that constantly replaces the word "now" with "meow". I find it hilarious personally because in my troop (US Army) we make fun of anyone who says "Time: Now" by saying "right meow" and "time: meow". More funny to those of us in the unit, but all the same i found it hilarious

In SW Coerthas there is a fate that is started by talking to a knight. (standard kill 15 giant mobs)

If you decline the quest, he tells you to go get the lazy bastards at camp dragonhead to help him - kind of funny seing as this is where the fate-zerg usually hang out.

The message containing the Legacy Chocobo says "Enclosed is your legacy chocobo. Let him out of the box quick before he suffocates."

I was in group CM for 30th time and the other tank on final boss says , sorry I got to go * he was just kidding *

So I said , Simpsons is on got to go! * just kidding * then pulled boss and zap 9000 error Link Dead first time all week . I jinxed myself .

Came back to see DPS running around amok with boss chasing them , lucky no one died I provoked and got agro and we spanked boss silly .

Moral of the story , some jokes backfire .

One of the random side quests in Lower (I think) La Noscea has you collecting bits and pieces for a ship, and a Blacksmith says something along the lines of:

"My coal has gone colder than a dead whore's crotch"

I couldn't stop laughing because it was so unexpected.

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Originally Posted by LockeHighwin

As for one that I remember, there's a Mi'qote wood wailer in the North Shroud, whose name escapes me, that constantly replaces the word "now" with "meow". I find it hilarious personally because in my troop (US Army) we make fun of anyone who says "Time: Now" by saying "right meow" and "time: meow". More funny to those of us in the unit, but all the same i found it hilarious

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I take it you've never seen Super Troopers.

Well there are just too many of different references ... i just crack up all the time... one of the things i remember were the mob names in toto-rak.

mushroom called "prisoners delight" and the "prison pudding"

For those that didn't complete the Hildibrand quests in 1.x, or didn't play 1.x at all.

I link to you, the TRUE warrior of light.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btgElRhD138

Also, after they removed the goobbue-bestowing bard npc, there was another npc there in his place...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq-M0axDrqo
(the dialogue wasn't that hilarious, but it was fun to have that happen and not be part of a quest or anything)

The slow-mo scene of Master Hamon getting uppercut by a marmot was both hilarious and tragic.

Lol. Where did you find that Eternal Sleep inn?

http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/...05DBFCE9748F0/

That puff puff breaking bricks (dragon quest) cut scene where it looks like the girls are going south and then come up with those snurbles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERncmd_Y9Kw&noredirect=1


Or this one from the same thing where the girl is showing her backside continually at the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YF_KF24TwM&noredirect=1

lol talk about swifcast > raise a thread...

The one that really got me laughing was the blacksmith guildmaster talking about rivets on the airship you're riding failing and something like "you'll be cursing them rivets, and the half arsed bastard who made them"

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lol talk about swifcast > raise a thread...

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It is the second one to emerge from the depths I saw in the last few days

That crazy elezen in dragonhead that you meet during the main quest.

the conversation between Scarface Bugaal Ja and the other npc at Camp Bronze lake before the fate "peeping Ja" pops made me lol!

I wish I could remember the exact conversation, but it involved a certain "dance" of his and harassing the miqote girls at the hot springs! lmao!

Dragoons

/10char

I've read most of the topic and haven't seen a comment on it but I lol'd hard at that 39 Coerthas FATE where you have to kill an ogre named Gargamelle for devouring some orphans. It's totally a Smurfs reference since Gargamel was always trying the smurfs lol.

Private housing.

Summoner's summons. boom!

The Gigantpole description (the item used to obtain the minion, not the minion itself):

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Yes, it can survive for hours on end without any water, and yes, it can fly. Your argument is invalid.

Use item to acquire the gigantpole minion.

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Caitlyn of Camp Drybone looks like a woman in need of meat.

Neuker (Spoken by the Ehcatl Ixal in Northern Shroud) is a truncated derivative word from the Dutch insult "Neukertje" which essentially means "F***er".

I dated a Dullahan once. She was all heart and no head!