Best names you've seen in-game!

Muh Deek

heard this over mumble and laughed for a good min

One name I saw recently, and have seen a handful of times before, is a character named Public Bathroom. Now if I were not at my maximum of 8 characters for this account, I would make an alt named Viewing Cutscene just to mess with people.

I saw Paris Healton XD

Britney Spears
Watching Cutsene (notices the missing c)

I know jail bait. Good guy!

Healery Clinton. Saw this person a long time ago when I was rocking full darklight.

Saw a "Valkurm Dunes" in Limsa lol I think he even made his character look like the generic dark short hair hume male from FFXI
Also see a character named "Already Banned" in Ul'dah a lot xD

I remember a few from beta...
Bread Loaf
Mars Bar
Kit Kat
Snick Ers

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Originally Posted by Noshpan

One name I saw recently, and have seen a handful of times before, is a character named Public Bathroom. Now if I were not at my maximum of 8 characters for this account, I would make an alt named Viewing Cutscene just to mess with people.

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Yea i actually know the dude in game...but his name is Public Restroom XD...dudes a pretty good player

I saw a male roegadyn on Ridill earlier today, whose name was 'Coke Zero'. That was funny enough on it's own, but what made his name funnier was his FC tag was '<drink>'. I giggled far more than I should have. :p

I thought my name was pretty innocuous until someone sent me a tell asking if I was a pornstar. ;_;

This weekend I saw a player named Agnes Oblige. I sent a tell, "Unacceptable!"but they ignored me.

From my 1.0 days:

Bwuce Wiwwis

I have an alt called Can'tstopthinkin Aboutyourdad

There's this one guy on Coeurl called Nose Miner. No sense of humor. So not sure where the name came from.
Also, Odlid Sutcac.

Our static BRD is Ramona Flowers.

Also someone named I'mnot Heals

And Looksir Droids and his companion Thatsno Moon.

Pug Life

I found that amusing and ingenious because Solo play isn't just a thing it's a way of life. lolz

Some of the ones listed are so funny... love Healery Clinton and Shaquille O'heal. LOL.

I've seen some messed up ones too... like an FC member naming his choco Bigcocks.

Other chocobo names I've seen... Toiletbrush (IRL friend of mine couldn't think of a name, and had just finished cleaning his bathroom).
... Churchs (as in Churches Chicken... I lol'd, once).
... Hoarsebird (mine, I was drawing blanks and it was still during the Horsebird outrage).

PC names? Goddam Batman (or something like that), Midget Pornstar, Yolo Swaggins (not really original anymore), Bonk Bon'fuzzlewink... other random stuff.

Shameless plug -- stuff I named... Seth Roegadyn (I actually said his name like this by mistake... had FF on the mind).
... Pauladeen (one of my retainers, sells cooking tools and pastries on the AH).
... Rupaul (giant Roe female, muscular Maurader with snarky attitude).

JakeFrom StateFarm

Also during beta there was a guy running around Diabolos (I think?) and his name was Im Batman. He would randomly say stuff in shout like "If I jump off this cliff I bet I will fly, because I'm Batman."

To this day: Jail Bait.

Saw someone named Heals Please the other day. XD

Currently my favorite names are from players who have swapped their chocobo's names to those of the S rank Hunts, then watch as a whole mob of Radar app users rush to their side only to become angry at the ruse. XD

Somting Wong - like this name.
Also Nose Miner mentioned before is super awesome name.

Link Kakariko

Was a small lala PLD dressed as Link... well a miniature version of him anyway. Kinda like a small angy play-arts figure.

I liked Marie Curie on a WHM I saw yesterday

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Link Kakariko

Was a small lala PLD dressed as Link... well a miniature version of him anyway. Kinda like a small angy play-arts figure.

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That...is amazing.

Male Roe named Seth Roegadyn.
Kristoh Furwalken (male Miq).

The Tip. Whenever he's in my party I say "Oh, it's just The Tip."

I've seen two gems... One was 'Dixie Normus' and the other was "Viewing' Cutscene".

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on my server in midgardsormr, there was this one female lala name Jail Bait and another person name Barack Obama

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Rouletted into an SV yesterday with "Mr. Obama." I kept saying:

/p WHERE'S MAH HEALTHCARE?!

and

/p YOU OWE ME HEALTH CARE

Which he was a good healer. Except for when mah BLM FC mate decided to be an hero. ;_;

Never Yolo
Your Mom

Not which server it was(it was in CT)

Male Roe named "Diarrhea Touchdown"

You sir....are my hero...

Dixon Sider

Betty White... he/she is my hero.

Also...

http://cdn.guildwork.net/albums/imag...6df1009761.jpg

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Currently my favorite names are from players who have swapped their chocobo's names to those of the S rank Hunts, then watch as a whole mob of Radar app users rush to their side only to become angry at the ruse. XD

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Yeahhhhh talk about cheap easy laughs. A lot of people I know are doing this. x3

Hmm... funny names. We have one on Sargatanas named Forename Surname. There's other funny ones that I see around town but I can't think of them off the top of my head cause I'm sleepy. :/

I get compliments on my Chocobo pretty often, though:

http://puu.sh/9tuPU/45b4a9e123.jpg

Oh man, I died when that Roegadyn character said Leviabeetus! One of the funniest lines in the whole game.

Probably the funniest name I saw in Zalera was a Roegadyn named Biggus Dickus! I just had to ask him, "Where's Incontinentia Buttocks?" He didn't answer.

Makes me want to make a character named : To'tes Miqo'tes

Not sure if that little lala still plays but I liked her name. :P

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...agisa/Name.jpg

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