Well, who would @_@? the poor digested Peiste and the twice digested Lalafell certainly dont! D:
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I'm afraid if Lala's were given the ability to kill Lala haters and vice versa..... the Lala haters would soon be driven to extinction. You know its true =)
As for the rest... this is my responce!
Lalas are kind, Lalas are warm, watch out for the Hyur dense swarm.
Lalas are smart, Lalas are proud, the world would be peachy without the Elzen darkcloud.
Lalas are fine, Lalas are sleek, Miqote have a reek for everyday of the week.
Lalas are strong, Lalas are brave, the Highlanders already prepared their own grave.
Lalas are super, Lalas are masters, Roegadyne make for fashion disasters.
Lalas are luck, Lalas are win, all other races belong in the bin.
Lalas are cool, Lalas are great, I've been chanting my spell and its called Lalanate!
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Despite what it may look like, it's not Oreos in this cake...its Lallaos...Made from their hearts; made black from their evil blood. The brown stuff is fluffy tender layers of flesh. The white stuff is creamy pase with bonemarrow extract.
It generally made during events when Nidhogg appears, to appease it's wrath. But it might see more use now that Bahamut & CO appeared.
Everyone should join in the festivities, and learn to bake this cake!
Remember kids: A dead lallafell is a good lallafell <3
How could one hate something so small and tasty (to my goobbue).
Truthfully, Goober would prefer snacks made out of Elezen, but lately their numbers are thinning out. (I wonder why?)
And the abundance of tasty Lalafell, such as the famous morsels Ajiddrt Bodhihj and Aaaaaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaaa make them the preferred food source.
I feed them to a Pieste, after a while I force it to regurgitate the lalafell back up, nothing like a Pieste cooked lalafell.
I hear that lalafel belly meat is better than bacon.
I am utterly horrified and greatly disturbed by this thread.