"Okay, you got me. So we needed the cash. But while we're on the subject, be sure to join your friends at the Ironworks this summer for our exciting new community event as it rolls into a high street near you: Alpha the Chocobo's Discount Financial Consultation and Mobile Notary Public. Whether you're buried up to your earlobes in mortgage payments or you just need an official-like stamp on the marriage license you think you got when you hooked up with that guy what runs the Octopus ride at the Gold Saucer, why not let the bloody chocobo lend a hand—er—beak? You could do way worse, y'know? Plus, he's so cute! I can't believe it!"
(I agree, let non-PVPers have a shot at the mount, or at least don't make it so limited. Aulus would have wanted it that way. Probably.)
