But the newbies don't want to build up to this epic storyline conclusion, join a big group for the first time and then... get completely carried through the fights without even seeing any of the bosses up close at all. It's humiliating. Simply getting the clear while being effectively AFK isn't right; even undersizing them and taking them through properly is more humane than the speedrunning.
Farming first time clear bonuses off newbies whose game experience you are actively ruining in the process is the pinnacle of horrible design.
