FF14 themed drinks?

Weight of the Land:

1 Funnel
1 Funnel Hose
1 Bottle Jack Daniels

The 'Please look forward to it':


1 part - Insult bartender vigorously.
1 part - Order Complex Drink.
1 part - Tell them you are in a hurry.

When Shiva comes out, we'll be able to drink:

Diamond Dust
1 part absinthe
1 part champagne
a dash of elderflower liqueur

serve in a cocktail glass, add a bit crushed ice for a visual effect.
Make sure it's served ice cold, while still sparkling

Method: Mix absinthe and elderflower liqueur in a shaker with crushed ice. Pour it into a cocktail glass with ample amounts of ice, till the glass is half full. Add ice cold champagne 'till the glass is full.

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Originally Posted by DefendPopPunk

I got one called the lockout. You basically pour yourself three shots and only take one. Save the other two for next week.

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Lol... I just can't ... lol can't stop laughing!

Sex on costa del sol?

The "Slippery". Same as a Slippery Nipple but without a cherry in, since there aren't nipples in Eorzea.
The "Craggy Navel". Similar to a Fuzzy Navel but always served on (or off) the rocks.
The "Zombie Hildebrand". Mostly consisting of overproof rum, with a concealed mercury trip switch and miniature detonator causing disastrous (and hilarious) consequences when consumed.

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Originally Posted by Teroril

When Shiva comes out, we'll be able to drink:

Diamond Dust
1 part absinthe
1 part champagne
a dash of elderflower liqueur

serve in a cocktail glass, add a bit crushed ice for a visual effect.
Make sure it's served ice cold, while still sparkling

Method: Mix absinthe and elderflower liqueur in a shaker with crushed ice. Pour it into a cocktail glass with ample amounts of ice, till the glass is half full. Add ice cold champagne 'till the glass is full.

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That sounds so good.

The Seed-seer

4 cups vodka
2 Peach seeds
3 ice cubes

(Only available for a limited time! Some moron will inevitably manage to chose on the giant peach seeds.)

The Manderville

Rum
Soda
Rose as garnish

The Duty Finder

Ingredients: All the bile and human waste you can find.