Yo choco SO fat..

Your choco so fat, when it sits around Mor Dhona, it sits AROUND Mor Dhona.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHgw...ature=youtu.be
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Yo choco so fat, ze shoopuf rides him!

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Originally Posted by Xeonerable_Mizu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHgw...ature=youtu.be
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That is awesome.

Also on topic.

Yo Choco's so fat that Lalafell run, in the fear of being mistaken for food.

Yo choco so fat, he can store all of your, and your four retainers' items, and STILL have room for more!

Yo choco so fat that someone mistook it for yo momma

Yo choco so fat, when you ride it, this song plays as the background music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE

It doesn't but it should be this song.... SE, come on nao!

Yo choco so fat it has its own Mothercrystal.

Yo Chocobo is so fat that it took 100xs the regular gil for it to teleport somewhere.

Yo Choco so fat, it's impossible to LOS him anywhere on the map XD