You know you play too much FFXIV when....

You come out of the supermarket and whistle for your chocobo!

When you... oh wait. YOU DON'T PLAY TOO MUCH FFXIV BECAUSE THE SERVER IS ALWAYS FULL.

Not sure if this has been said already.

You know you play too much FFXIV when you wish you could call you're chocobo after a intense cardio workout.

When you look away from your PC after 8 hours of trying to login and still see the login screen. I wish I was one of those people who got to play enough of the actual game.

According to math overseas...10 million+ sold copies of a game clearly means that only like 1 million people will be playing so lets not make more servers to accommodate those other 9 million people... that would just not add up as far as math goes to do something that is clearly logical. *BONK BONK!*

when i get drunk sipping on my drink while trying to login

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You look for a Numpad0 to get into a restaurant.

When you've been sleeping every night for the past week in a sleazy tavern guest room because you forgot player housing is already released in RL.

When an app crashes on your phone and you yell, damn got 9000'd.


You go to open a door and it's locked and you think, shit got 1017d here.

You have a dream about a queue.

When you start having dreams about the number 1017.

nobody plays too much ff14.....nobody can log in ><

When the squirrels in your yard have the words marmot above them.

How can you play to much FF14 if you can't log in? I dont get it...

When u finish things up in bed with your wife and hum the quest complete tune.

When you actually start enjoying the 1017 mini-game...>_>

When you can accurately measure things in ilms and yalms at a glance, but cant seem to grasp converting the metric system.

When you know what ilms and yalms are. :I

When you read through 14 pages of farcical attempts at creating a reply anything close to funny or not already said 30 times prior to their post, and you keep reading.

When you read through 14 pages of rancorous, butt-hurt, entitled people that constantly complain about not being able to play (which is entirely off topic from the OP), and you hope SE creates a server called Cry Baby B*tches just for them. Oh, and you keep reading.

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Originally Posted by Bith

When u finish things up in bed with your wife and hum the quest complete tune.

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LMFAO gotta say even as a woman i had to laugh at this one im still laughing actually lol.

You have played to much FF14ARR when.....

You stop responding to your RL name and start responding to your FF14 name. :P

When you hum the Gridania music all day long.

I don't even go to Gridania that often, but, when I do, the music is stuck in my head all week long.

When you forget the combination to your office door lock on Monday morning and exclaim, "Damn you 1017!"

I'll just repost my one from the old forums.

I once had a dream about trying to smuggle my friend's Lalafell character out of Limsa Lominsa under my arm by pretending she was a doll, and ended up being chased by pirates.

Not that it convinced me to play any less >.>

When you were or still are one of those people struggling to login then complaining on forums about this issue hahaha

You know you were playing too much FF XIV when you're angry at someone and try to unleash your Caster limit break on them by pressing the keys on your phone...

OR

... When you are stucked at traffic and you think for yourself: "Too much lag!! ill just log out and come back later"

OR

when you walk into a crowded place and you draw your pen from your pocket thinking you just joined a FATE

When ur phone goes off and its a Chocobo "WARK" . :-)

When you hum the Leve Accepted/Quest Accepted music every time your doing daily tasks or ppl ask you to do something.

Laundry Washed 1/3
Obtain Clean Dishes 14/99
<(-.-)>
Put child to sleep with /sooth command 1/1
Duty Complete
<(^o^)>/

When you close your eye's and see the start menu.

if ur hamming the victory song out loud

When you Flash a group of women to try and grab aggro.

When you press the Triangle button on Single Player RPGs to Jump. I think this is happening to a lot of PS3 FFXIV players taking a break to play KH 1.5

When you think your wife will last less time if you "strike" from the rear or the flank...

Honostly happened

Singing chocobo tune while on bus to next town

...u get bored before the sub start.

Trolling the forums... while at work.

The first thing you do when you get out of the house is whistle.

I quit eating KFC after I got my first 2000 seals o.O.

when you start /telling people what to do.

...a trip to the kitchen has you updating your location in .3 second intervals, plus latency.