What if Dalamud was actually...... a Big Red Katamari heading here to Roll up as much as it can starting with the Lalafells and marmots, all to try to meet the requirements of "Rolling up the Sights (Eorzea)"
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What if Dalamud was actually...... a Big Red Katamari heading here to Roll up as much as it can starting with the Lalafells and marmots, all to try to meet the requirements of "Rolling up the Sights (Eorzea)"
What if Dalamud was actually a Big Primal coffer and when you open it only drop a dark matter grade 5?
What if Dalamud was actually.... a giant antiseptic lozenge that Atomos has been searching for to finally stop him coughing up his nasty minion viruses every day!
What if Dalamund was Yoshi-P and Dev.Teams online Secret hide out to monitor player activities !
What if Dalamud was actually a gigantic cosmic moogle's pompom, kupo?
What if Dalamud was actually Albus Dumbledore's retarded half-brother?
What if Dalamud was actually tamed by Hildibrand to be his trusty meteor-steed that he would heroically ride off into the galaxy to save us all like the true hero and gentlemanly inspector that he is? Hi-yo, Dalamud, away!
What if Dalamud is the brand new residency Hotel for Eorzea; with its fiery portcullis, spherical room design and completely thorough central heating system, as well as fully natural hot-springs (heated by the core of Dalamud itself). Your lovely Empire friends will certainly be jealous in the coming Umbral Era.
What if Dalamud was actually a Vana'dielean ark willed into existence by the sheer ingenuity of Professor Shantotto, bringing great wonders to the world of Hydaelyn like the Yhoator Jungle, Qufim Island and most importantly: deadly curses.
What if Dalamud was actually home to the Thundercats and they were coming to recruit us for help against a super powered Mumm-Ra
What if Dalamud was actually yummy cake
What if Dalamud was actually how the transport vehicle for a bunch of lalafells?
What if Dalamud was a "Ship", carrying new species to Eorzea and taking with it everything it has destroyed, to continue life and rebuilding on another planet elsewhere. Dalamud is the "alien" spaceship of the Universe, and distributor of life to barren planets. Unknowingly a sign of life not death.
What if Dalamud was actually a harmless science experiment just floating about and it's evil Eorzea that's hurtling towards it, ensuring poor Dalamud's demise?
What if Dalamud...... "I have burnt my fishfingers thinking of a funny answer" :(.
What if Dalamud was actually a natural occurence and the Garleans were just using it as leverage? Actually, that might be too clever for those silly Imperials.
What if Dalamud was actually "James and the Giant Peach" who got lost on the way to new york :/
What if Dalamud was actually a giant cherry PIE? Think how thrilled all the bards and dragoons would be!
What if Dalamud was actually a misunderstood normal moon.
What if Dalamud was just pie in the sky?
What if Dalamud is really the new Death Star in Star Wars Episode VII Online and we have played the wrong game for 2 years...
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What if Dalamud was actually a forgotten 13th God, summoned back to Eorzea through Van Darnus' sacrifice. This thirteenth God is a harbringer of destruction, feeding through Atomos and causing strange crystal alignments? This is why summoning the Twelve cannot stop Dalamud; it is time for the forgotten Gods reign.
What if Dalamud was actually an excuse to rework FFXIV . . . :rolleyes:
what if dalamud was accually a primal, not just any primal but a whole new one which is stronger than all the others, a so called primal "boss"
What if Dalamud was bought by Disney?
What if Dalamud was actually Nael Van Darmus's father, an entity of the same kind of FF7's Jenova, capable of destroying worlds by massively draining their anima power?
What if Dalamund was actually A really big promotion for Dial-a-Mon, an dating website for rastafarian people looking for love. I hear those dates get HOT!
What if Dalamud was actually remnants of Venus which blew up in our galaxy and now arrived to the world of Hydealin, sending us their female Rogue-galkas and male mithra-kotes. Now no race can be alone!
What if Dalamud was actually my fault? I hacked the game and went SMN, used Ifrit's essence and broke the game. I'm sorry, please don't ban me. =/
What if Dalamud was actually just coming to help us roast marshmallows… here moogle moogle moogle!
What if Dalamud was actually an illusion designed by the Imperials to wreck havoc on the subconcious of everyone.
What if Dalamud was actually A big giant ship carrying Eric Cartman within, looking for a world to dominate!! Respect My Authoritah
What if Dalamud was actually the only thing to kill Absolute Virtue legitimately at level 75?
What if Dalmud was actually the edge of the universe acting as a gigantic mirror reflecting a distorted, red-shifted, image of Eorza. When we hit the "mirror" Eorza goes down a gigantic rabbit hole and ends up in Kingdom Hearts at the Mad-Hatters Birthday party.
What if Dalamud was actually was a misspelling and should have translated to Bahamut, where he was imprisoned many years ago and the empire don't know this, and are about to unleash a very powerful primal bend on destory everything, which goes against what they want.
What if Dalamud was actually the visible part of a paralell world and time of Eorzea where Van Darnus still can be beaten
What if Dalamud was actually Abyssea and Promathia is unleased free devastating everything
What if Dalamud was a super sized mushroom, that made, everyone who ate a piece, would themselves become a mushroom.
What if Dalamud was an hallucination from drinking too much Grape Juice ?
What if Dalamud was actually a cat? It sees a ball in space and sneaks up on it. Did you notice he got closer after every maintenance? Must be other interesting things in space for a cat? (Rainbows and poptarts?). Maybe he will lose interest..... Mysterious mice from the moon?
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