Dawntrail humor thread...

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Originally Posted by Maxilor

This video:

https://youtu.be/GhALZCOz7so

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The ending of the video is exactly what I tried to do! It's sitting on a retainer now out of pure, infantile spite.

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Originally Posted by Ghuval

The ending of the video is exactly what I tried to do! It's sitting on a retainer now out of pure, infantile spite.

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Two dollars is a small price to cast it into the void forever.

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Originally Posted by Ghuval

The ending of the video is exactly what I tried to do! It's sitting on a retainer now out of pure, infantile spite.

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https://64.media.tumblr.com/9744c0a8...ahjo1_540.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/4KYB8aZ.png

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Originally Posted by Maxilor

This video:

https://youtu.be/GhALZCOz7so

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The fact that they decided to play Smile during a montage of Wuk and the nation of yes men building a giant train bomb will never not be funny for how insanely out of place it is and how baffling it is they ultimately decided to go with it.

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Originally Posted by Maxilor

This video:

https://youtu.be/GhALZCOz7so

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I think this is the moment where you realize when people say DT is Disneyfied, they don't mean it just figuratively, but literally. And what so many of the other instances of copied well working elements from somewhere but poorly implemented. It does raise another question beside overall competency, the writing team also appears to be just bad plagiarizers

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Originally Posted by ZXN

The fact that they decided to play Smile during a montage of Wuk and the nation of yes men building a giant train bomb will never not be funny for how insanely out of place it is and how baffling it is they ultimately decided to go with it.

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Someone in the comments said something I would like to paraphrase because it made me laugh out loud thinking about it:

"This is like if they showed footage of the 'Manhatten Project' with them building the nuclear bomb and 'Smile' just started playing over it."

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.uuGJhZ...pid=ImgDetMain

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Originally Posted by Maxilor

Someone in the comments said something I would like to paraphrase because it made me laugh out loud thinking about it:

"This is like if they showed footage of the 'Manhatten Project' with them building the nuclear bomb and 'Smile' just started playing over it."

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.uuGJhZ...pid=ImgDetMain

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https://i.imgur.com/Esg1BwP.png

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Originally Posted by Maxilor

Someone in the comments said something I would like to paraphrase because it made me laugh out loud thinking about it:

"This is like if they showed footage of the 'Manhatten Project' with them building the nuclear bomb and 'Smile' just started playing over it."

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.uuGJhZ...pid=ImgDetMain

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I cant help but imagine the scene where people were watching the Trinity nuclear test, showing trepadation on their faces with Smile's chorus overlayed on the footage as BG music xD

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Originally Posted by Mnemy

I cant help but imagine the scene where people were watching the Trinity nuclear test, showing trepadation on their faces with Smile's chorus overlayed on the footage as BG music xD

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"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."

Works for Oppenheimer and Wuk!

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Originally Posted by Maxilor

This video:

https://youtu.be/GhALZCOz7so

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Damn, I love the trying to delete Smile at the end but being system blocked, that's a scream.

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Originally Posted by Shialan

You people:

"I really really hate this story. It was sooo boring. But I will keep giving my money to Square while writing them a letter how disappointed I am"

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Shialan - is proof toxic positivity rots a person inside and out.

You know if you bothered to use .000000000000001% of your thinking compacity not that theres much inside..... you know msq is just part of dawn trail.....oh my gosh you didn't know well now you do.....

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Originally Posted by lolnotacat

https://i.imgur.com/tN6Memv.png

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That I can't deny.

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Originally Posted by Barachim

https://i.imgur.com/4KYB8aZ.png

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Is the implication that the Endwalker story patch stories are the home you wish you could return to?

Cuz, uh, they were equally bad as the DT MSQ, just shorter.

https://i.imgur.com/ObjM4de.png

https://i.imgur.com/FgWkZdm.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/SqEAIYg.jpeg

Rusty vs Rusty 2.0 (que Mk theme)

https://i.imgur.com/E2vbT1W.png

Maybe, this more accurately reflects the story?

https://i.gyazo.com/de81de21e670255d...908366f4dc.jpg

いただきます!

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Originally Posted by Shialan

My meme take:

I really hope all the people crying about the story unsub and won't even play the story patches.

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Then you might have hour+ long queue times for duties and Servers being shut down and merged from lack of funds to keep them running. I hope it happens then I can read all the complaints about it when eating popcorn.

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Originally Posted by hynaku

Then you might have hour+ long queue times for duties and Servers being shut down and merged from lack of funds to keep them running. I hope it happens then I can read all the complaints about it when eating popcorn.

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Better not tell him that about 40% of players dislike the story, then. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by genuine_stranger

Better not tell him that about 40% of players dislike the story, then. :rolleyes:

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only 40? :)

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Originally Posted by genuine_stranger

Better not tell him that about 40% of players dislike the story, then. :rolleyes:

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It's more than likely a lot more than that considering all the players who say "Yeah, the story was bad, but actual Gameplay is top tier" including me.
Still left a negative review though because extremes, and raids are side content while the story is the main part of the game.

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Originally Posted by genuine_stranger

Better not tell him that about 40% of players dislike the story, then. :rolleyes:

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The fact that you think 40% is a small number definitely fits in this DT humor thread LOL

https://img.upanh.tv/2024/08/18/t33qz649s1jd1.png

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TBH after doing the melee role quests... ive had enough stupid jokes...

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Originally Posted by Kuroka

TBH after doing the melee role quests... ive had enough stupid jokes...

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Oh boy. I recommend you just story skip healer role quests then.

Historically accurate representation of visiting the New World.

https://i.imgur.com/H23QwUA.png

this thread actually put a smile on my face. much needed laughs

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Originally Posted by lolnotacat

Oh boy. I recommend you just story skip healer role quests then.

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Actually already done with DPS, Tank and Healer in that order... I could deal with the healers as they were at least a slapstick duo from the start lol.

But whats worst is the "they need to get away in EVERY SINGLE end cause we need all those npc for the collab quest in the end... like not even remotely subtile...

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Originally Posted by TLinkan

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8 Bit Theater has forever ruined the classic sprites for me. I can only hear those characters from them now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNNsz_TSA_U

https://i.imgflip.com/90nofd.jpg

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Originally Posted by lolnotacat

Oh boy. I recommend you just story skip healer role quests then.

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Oh no is it actually that... bad?

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Originally Posted by Mnemy

Oh no is it actually that... bad?

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You have an adult toddler and her enabler using something that can make any poison you can imagine to make people laugh until it hurts a little, and they escape by throwing fart bombs.

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Originally Posted by Mnemy

Oh no is it actually that... bad?

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Those two literally only do it for fun, not for chaos or anything, they're basically a slapstick duo... their item enables em to create or cure any poison, they could literally just petrify ppl, but they choose to do THAT lol

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Originally Posted by EusisLandale

You have an adult toddler and her enabler using something that can make any poison you can imagine to make people laugh until it hurts a little, and they escape by throwing fart bombs.

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some people can't even appreciate humor

next live letter gets the 97 treatment.

https://i.gyazo.com/c97c1e8b43870ea6...05cd0ebb4d.jpg

Smile fits with anything. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWXsfcJdxJs