Myths of the Realm Rewritten

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Originally Posted by Renalt

Hey if invited...I would promise to leave my opinions at the door. I think it would be cute. I'll even gag myself if needed.

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this is supposed to be a family friendly oriented wedding, none of the kinky stuff please

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Originally Posted by Atelier-Bagur

this is supposed to be a family friendly oriented wedding, none of the kinky stuff please

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I wasn't thinking of that kind of gag!

But...now that we ARE thinking it...

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Originally Posted by Renalt

I wasn't thinking of that kind of gag!

But...now that we ARE thinking it...

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Free gag for all attendees?

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Originally Posted by Avatre

Free gag for all attendees?

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Think of the party after the wedding!

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Originally Posted by Avatre

Free gag for all attendees?

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Muzzles for Hrothgar because we're savage beasts...in bed.

I pity the groundskeepers who have to clean up the next day.

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Originally Posted by TheMightyMollusk

I pity the groundskeepers who have to clean up the next day.

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Just send out some BLM and cleanse by fire!

EXPLOSION!

Just make sure no one is still sleeping it off...check under tables and what not

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Originally Posted by Renalt

EXPLOSION!

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Explosions, you say?

https://media.tenor.com/cDTLJM4G37kA...ba-megumin.gif

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Originally Posted by RyuDragnier

Muzzles for Hrothgar because we're savage beasts...in bed.

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...wait, what are you muzzling about us exactly??

Because if you're muzzling that, that's either called a jockstrap or a subligar...

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Originally Posted by Renalt

Just send out some BLM and cleanse by fire!

EXPLOSION!

Just make sure no one is still sleeping it off...check under tables and what not

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Considering we're in a Japanese game, it's customary to split the trash up, so we know our recyclables from our burnables.

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Originally Posted by RyuDragnier

Muzzles for Hrothgar because we're savage beasts...in bed.

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I don't need a muzzle, I already have the bottom bell---I mean uh, the namazu bell!

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Originally Posted by RyuDragnier

Muzzles for Hrothgar because we're savage beasts...in bed.

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Originally Posted by Zebraoracle

I don't need a muzzle, I already have the bottom bell---I mean uh, the namazu bell!

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You 2 need to calm down.
saveitforaftertheceremony

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Originally Posted by Midareyukki

Considering we're in a Japanese game, it's customary to split the trash up, so we know our recyclables from our burnables.

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Everything is burnable if you use enough fire.

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Originally Posted by Zanarkand-Ronso

You 2 need to calm down.
saveitforaftertheceremony

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I am completely calm! Now listen to me jingle all the way to my seat to watch this ceremony!

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Originally Posted by TheMightyMollusk

Everything is burnable if you use enough fire.

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https://i.ibb.co/C90t4KN/more-kylo-ren.gif

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Originally Posted by Renalt

https://i.ibb.co/C90t4KN/more-kylo-ren.gif

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As a Black Mage, I can confirm this is how all Black Mages feel.

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Originally Posted by RyuDragnier

Muzzles for Hrothgar because we're savage beasts...in bed.

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Then I guess you already owned that Deepshadow Halfmask of Striking? :)

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Originally Posted by Knot_D

Then I guess you already owned that Deepshadow Halfmask of Striking? :)

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I cannot confirm or deny. I totally do.

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Originally Posted by TheMightyMollusk

Everything is burnable if you use enough fire.

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*reads thread*
*starts collecting kindling*
...It's for the best...