FFXIV Confessions

I must confess that I purposely say and act out of line during Crystal Tower runs to get reactions out of people. They are so easy that I am forced to entertain myself in other ways.

I have macros for using skills to make it looks like my clothes exploded for every single class.

I get naked and spam flash at weddings.

I secretly rp that the bots are an evil league of black mages that my character must infiltrate and destroy. I take screenshots of my character panicking whenever I spawn in the middle of a pack of them, spying around corners on them, and sometimes glaring at them menacingly from afar. I sometimes accidentally think that real players in black mage AF are bots.

It's actually kind of fun and has turned bot sightings from a rage-inducing experience into ooooohhh screenie op!

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Originally Posted by Yuki_Tokita

Horrible of me, but I confess. I've walked out on my team in dungeons when my job hits Lv 50. Done this as both tanks and healers now.

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LOL! Damn, I've totally done this. XD This is all I'm here for, peace!

I'm a healer and sometimes laugh when someone is KO'd, sometimes it brings me to tears. >.>'

I confess, I hate Tataru for all the stupid things she made us do/ she did herself and cheating that badly to the triple triad.
I hate her so much I wish she die in heavensward ಠ_ಠ

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Originally Posted by Wobble

I'm a healer and sometimes laugh when someone is KO'd, sometimes it brings me to tears. >.>'

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You're not alone on that, 99% of the time i laugh it's because they did something dumb to cause it, but i'v burst into tears quite a few times, from KOs, my favorite ones being titan, people who get land slided cause they are slow. or leviathan people taking a swim..

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Originally Posted by Seryne

I confess that I scope out EVERY FemRoe I've seen on my server. I can't help it they're so pretty.

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Me too, my friend. Me too.

Roega-Roega ♥

...Sorry.

EDIT: I confess that I have bought WAY too many Phials of Fantasia.

I confess that I've dreamed I was still raiding/playing, after going to sleep, more than once......

I once did T7 too many times in a row, too late at night before heading to bed... so I dreamed I was still doing it.... except with a few new mechanics. :| (such as the MT and one other person BOTH getting Shriek... so everyone had to hide behind the Renauds for the MT's shriek, then quickly run back on the other side of the renauds for the second shriek...)

I hate when people don't do a full run when it says the person is new to the dungeon or if someone says they are there for exp.

One time, I was playing Scholar in Battle of The Big Keep, and this one guy was hitting on my character. I wish I had a screenshot of it, but I just started laughing the entire time!

My confession is that I like to bait my FC mates into arguments just to win them, but I usually lose. I also do this when someone is being vaguely immature and offensive.

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Originally Posted by Krisds

One time, I was playing Scholar in Battle of The Big Keep, and this one guy was hitting on my character. I wish I had a screenshot of it, but I just started laughing the entire time!

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Other than being creepy because it's weird roleplaying, what was funny about it?

I once spent a whole day crafting Hempen Tights and Hempen Sarouels and running around the fields of La Noscea giving them to all of the new players who didn't have pants that helped them. And basically whatever else they needed. Just by running up to them and trading, of course, after Examining them from afar. :D

It was funny because of the timing and the mechanic that was going on at the time. It was cute in a silly way :P

I confess...

I'm super excited for HW and I'll most likely log on when servers go up, but...

I secretly don't want to do any HW content for a few weeks because nothing breaks my immersion like 700 other people doing the exact same thing at the exact same time. I was about two months behind the curve of people doing Ninja, because I couldn't stomach joining a "secret guild" that had 150,000 people hanging about outside it. It's just not realistic and it drives me insane.

When she's wearing her spring gown, I always tried to see my char's cleavage by looking down.. hopefully the modelers put in some form of real human anatomy (nipples.) in there somewhere.

It turns me on.

Then I got The Best Gown Ever and no more cleavage. :(

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Originally Posted by Sigiria

I confess, I hate Tataru ...
I hate her so much I wish she die in heavensward

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I actually thought she was going to die because they tried so hard to make us like her.
I was disappointed that it SPOILER up SPOILER SPOILER.

She's is one of the most unlikable characters I've ever encounter in an MMO that I'm supposed to like...
...and while I'm on that subject, Minfilia is one of the least respectable characters I'm supposed to respect.

Everytime Alphinaud tells me to go report to her (like I take orders from someone with that haircut), I confess I say outloud "Do I have to? What does she even do? Let's just go to Ul'dah ourselves." Aside from her nice abs, she's a total waste of a character in ARR. She exists to get kidnapped and for me to have to go to Mor Dhona between every five lines of NPC dialogue to get her seal of approval on things that don't even concern her.

Wow. That got ranty. TLDR Confession: I hate Tataru and (ARR) Minfilia.

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Originally Posted by Shai

I actually thought she was going to die because they tried so hard to make us like her.
I was disappointed that it SPOILER up SPOILER SPOILER.

She's is one of the most unlikable characters I've ever encounter in an MMO that I'm supposed to like...
...and while I'm on that subject, Minfilia is one of the least respectable characters I'm supposed to respect.

Everytime Alphinaud tells me to go report to her (like I take orders from someone with that haircut), I confess I say outloud "Do I have to? What does she even do? Let's just go to Ul'dah ourselves." Aside from her nice abs, she's a total waste of a character in ARR. She exists to get kidnapped and for me to have to go to Mor Dhona between every five lines of NPC dialogue to get her seal of approval on things that don't even concern her.

Wow. That got ranty. TLDR Confession: I hate Tataru and (ARR) Minfilia.

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Yeah but those boobs tho

I like petting Lalafells.

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Originally Posted by elemental10

Yeah but those boobs tho

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Yeah, man, I acknowledge and admitted openly I like staring at her naked belly.
It's just weird that she's built up to be important and respected, but she dresses like Barbara Eden from "I Dream of Jeannie"

I have to confess...

...I kinda think Alphinaud is a brat. I honestly cheered a little inside when Rauban called him a boy.
...I have secret inklings for Kan E-Senna....yea....
...every time there's a cutscene of Minfilia, the first thing that I can see is her boobs and then I have to refocus on other things.
...I cried manly tears for Noraxia and walked her remains home to East Shroud.
...I bought all of the turn in items for my Culinarian to get from 35-50.

THERE! I am now absolved of my sins.

my love confession

I LOVE YOU <insert name> *I don't wanna name she already married*

you know who you are!
*I'm happy we still good friend

The honest truth for me...

I find Guild Wars 2 to be the superior MMO. The quest system is leagues above final fantasies, the classes feel unique, the story is fantastic, exploration and discover are actually fulfilling and rewarding, inventory is well managed, and there is no sub fee. I feel like SE could really take some advice from GW2 staff...

However.. I play FF14 because its on my playstation and its difficult for me to enjoy any games on PC aside from dota these days.

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Originally Posted by Orbital-Dragon

The honest truth for me...

I find Guild Wars 2 to be the superior MMO.

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http://i.imgur.com/kJAN4ti.gif


IMO

This:
https://thinkbubbles.files.wordpress...10/zhaitan.jpg

Is a complete joke compared to this:
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2...amut_Prime.png

that is all

I got up to cutters cry as PLD on my first run to 50 without realizing I had to stop moving and face mobs away from party members, took me until the first coil to actually use cooldowns properly.

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Originally Posted by saber_alter

I like to mindlessly meander through eorzea without any real purpose.

at walking speed

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we are best friends now!

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Originally Posted by Kikoten

Me too, my friend. Me too.

Roega-Roega ♥

...Sorry.

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- When I'm bored I walk through Revenant's Toll mostly judging the characters appearance but I actually just want to see a fem roe TT^TT They seem to be so damn rare on Cerberus I feel like a child on christmas when I see one and take a couple of screenshots - also I always think about /shout if there are anywhere femroes to take screenshots with but I can't bring myself to do this bc it sounds kinda creepy :(

- I hate one face option of the fem midland Hyur particular bc of a player I know and judge everyone who looks like that

- I have yet to find a cute/beautiful Miqo bc most of them have strange puffy faces/cheeks which I don't find appealing at all

- Even though I main scholar I always queue for ct's as WHM bc I hate to have 2 SCHs on one team - 2 WHMs are fine

- I'd love to rp but I don't know anyone who does it and wont change the server/guild for that

- I love seeing ppl with classic spectalces (ot the hipster glasses like every probably calls them) though I thinkt they don't really fit the world

I'm sure I have to confess more but I can't think of anything right now

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Originally Posted by Dtwo

my love confession

I LOVE YOU <insert name> *I don't wanna name she already married*

you know who you are!
*I'm happy we still good friend

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Hey, looks like we are both in almost the same situation! :o

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Originally Posted by Dtwo

my love confession

I LOVE YOU <insert name> *I don't wanna name she already married*

you know who you are!

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Aw, that was adorable! You'll find your significant other someday <3 Or just destroy her relationship and take her with you. (J/k)

Serious confession:

- I must confess that, even if it's a videogame, the sole idea of failure terrifies me. Even if it's in raid content or whatever content, I always try to do my best. All the time. I always feel the eyes of judgement on me, no matter what I do or how I do it. My worst fear is to get kicked from a static because of it. I aim for improvement, all the time. Sadly, I'm a slow learner and I learn by messing up, sadly. Once I learn, I'll never fail with that mechanic/encounter ever again. But the fear is always there. I apologize over and over, my guilt is real when the run fails because of my actions. I never justify it, I know very well when it was my fault and I'll take all the criticism I can in order to fix that.

For that reason I research a lot. I study my job, I study the encounter, I read guides, I watch videos, I ask people for advice to see other alternatives. I do practice a lot, I try different stuff. I'm super open when people give me advice. I don't want to hold people back. If I ever do that, I'll probably quit on my own.

Non-serious confessions:

- I don't like to see other characters with the same/similar design than mine. >_>
- I'm very competitive when it comes to gear. I repeat the phrase "I'll get it before you do" more than I should.
- I always flirt with men. But you'll never see me flirting with women.
- I don't like the ninja class. Not because of its mechanics, but its concept. I'm not a big fan of the japanese culture and the anime fans don't make it any better.
- I don't like people who name their characters after existing fantasy characters that are actually over-used. Cloud or Squall, lastnames like Heartilly or whatever. Etc.
- Sometimes I walk around the map at walk-speed and picture myself doing so. I would love to live in The Mist irl. :(
- I would literally call sick to my work whenever a new patch comes up.
- I fall in love really easy, so I keep myself distant from people that can actually attract me.
- It hurts me when people insult me for no reason when I make a mistake. This is an extension fo the serious confession. I prefer criticism, don't be mean!
- Sometimes I act like a di** with people who is acting like a di** as well. I don't like when people abuse on others so I give them the same treatment.
- Whenever I start a dungeon and I see first timers with low level gear, I know it's going to be a low level dungeon. So I take a deep breath, I turn off my brain and I just do it. Sometimes it surprises me the level of skill of these lowbies, which DPS is sometimes higher than some "Pro players" or on a decent average. I give them advice and explain mechanics.
- I HATE WHEN PEOPLE PULL WHEN I'M EXPLAINING MECHANICS. I would rip their heads off their bodies.

I have so many things to confess... still...

The first name of my alt is based from the cartoon The flight of Dragons. One of the good dragons is green and his name is Gorbash. But I like the name better with a K than G, so I've been using Korbash in RPGs and MMOs. I love dragons.

Usually I try to use lore appropriate names, but when I created my character in the closed beta, I don't think there was a name generator or anything like that that could have given me clues. And I did not play 1.0 so no info from that either. And since I landed in Ul'Dah because of my class, I did not see many Elezens around.

I wanted my Elezen to look like the demon Sebastian from the manga/anime Black Butler: tall, dark haired, red eyes, quite handsome. I ended up adding a dragon tatoo on his face, a reminder of the dragon Gorbash, and have his black hair with red stripes instead of just black.

I find my Elezen so handsome and dashing that I spend all my time checking him out.

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Originally Posted by Malakym

Come now, let's not be disingenuous here. There are plenty of non-LGBT LS's/FC's that advertise in public chat channels, I would hope that you also troll them too (for consistency at least, trolling them is kinda douchey regardless). Not to mention you seem to have more of a problem with the LGBT ones than *just* the ads, given your initial post.
It is pretty ironic when you claim that everyone is 'a decent human being here', you know a decent person would probably just blist ad spammers that they don't wish to 'hear', rather than troll and create the unfriendly environment that is exactly the problem for LGBT people.

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Of course, those people don't really bother me.

Unfortunately, the people in question (on my server) literally teleport between ALL the crystals and spam two paragraphs of a message. Multiple. People. Every few minutes. Same Linkpearl.

I've taken several screenshots of my character just chilling out, sitting next to Thancred. It's a guilty pleasure.

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Originally Posted by Julienne

I've taken several screenshots of my character just chilling out, sitting next to Thancred. It's a guilty pleasure.

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I do that with Nero. I have SO many shots of Nero. XD

I like using golden (or silver somehow) dye coeurl beach brief... for my DoH and DoL.

-I feel the need to run inside somewhere whenever it starts raining ingame, its the same with blizzards in Coethas lol.
-I die a little inside whenever I see my chocobo die. (its gruesome seeing them drop to their side, no? :( )

I'm a little hesitant about this one, but here goes:

When my EB partner stopped logging on, I got depressed, even cried...never knew him personally, but..I really didn't have to.

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Originally Posted by RuruKun

-I feel the need to run inside somewhere whenever it starts raining ingame

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I admit I feel this too. ^^;

I also usually take the stairs down long drops such as the Descent in Middle La Noscea or Nophica's Wells in Western Thanalan because jumping off the cliff literally makes me feel sick.

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Originally Posted by Castrau

I once spent a whole day crafting Hempen Tights and Hempen Sarouels and running around the fields of La Noscea giving them to all of the new players who didn't have pants that helped them. And basically whatever else they needed. Just by running up to them and trading, of course, after Examining them from afar. :D

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My FC leader Etoinelle Dolet done something similar except she was in Middle LaNos handing out Nana Bears to green leafed adventurers not part of any FCs. Made her very happy.

- i'm afraid of levelling a tank class because i'm directionally challenged and get lost in dungeons all the time. even in completely linear instances like the CT raids... i've gone backwards more times than i can count :''''(
- when i run out of armory chest space, i just discard the lowest level armor in there and repurchase it from the mb when i need it again (which is why i'm broke most of the time)
- i like following ppl who are doing leves (especially low level ones) so i can cast regen and/or ss :D
- i put "mount roulette" on my hotbar and will select it, dismount, and then hit it again repeatedly until i get the mount i want
- i like taking screencaps of cute characters and i'm pretty conspicuous about it but have yet to be called out for it.. which is good i guess :X

i'm sure i have more :X

I've dreamt about wiping raids and woke up in such a tizzy that I'd start my PS4 to log on and apologize, only to realize halfway through the process that nothing of the sort happened, and I should quietly go back to sleep.

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Originally Posted by Seryl199

I've dreamt about wiping raids and woke up in such a tizzy that I'd start my PS4 to log on and apologize, only to realize halfway through the process that nothing of the sort happened, and I should quietly go back to sleep.

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Thats....tragic. Bless your heart.