FF 14 jokes

I was in Ul'dah hanging out in the quicksand when I witnessed someone walking in wearing an ornate and stylish dress. I believe they call them goth lal-itas.

Did you heard about the Roe with a Lalafell wife? People called him a Lalacon.

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Originally Posted by Morningstar1337

CAUTION: Please be careful when visiting The Navel, there are no guard railings or fences to stop you from falling

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♪ Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality. ♪
♪ Open your eyes, Look up to the spire and see, ♪
♪ I'm just a poor boy, too far for a healer to rescue me, ♪
♪ Because I'm easy come, easy go, Didn’t step aside, went down below, ♪
♪ Any way the move goes doesn't really matter to me, to me. ♪

♪ Too late, my journey down has come, ♪
♪ Sends shivers down my spine, ♪
♪ Body's aching from landing all the time. ♪
♪ Goodbye, my dear Titan, I've got to go, ♪
♪ Got left behind after everyone rolled for their loot. ♪

You know it used to be that if you wanted to drown a dragoon just put an AoE at the bottom of a lake.

However thanks to Stormblood that wont work anymore, they actually make it to the AoE!

What did Ilberd put in his computer?

FLOPPY!