Best names you've seen in-game!

So the best names most of you are listing here/seen in game, and consider the best, are variations on the penis?

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Going by what I see in this game, the ultimate, best name you can possibly have, would logically be;

Coque Targaryen.

Dodge filters to make names against the ToS, is an highway to account ban (or a rename if GMs are in a good mood!), imho.

A name I saw: "Best Player"

I just saw the most hilarious name in MMO history....(In my opinion, at least.)

The name: Moist Babyfarts

Like, WTF!??!?! LOOOL <3

Love it !!!!

Sir Loin (always makes me hungry)

Tinywalkin' Vibrator and Lilsquirtin' Machine (both Lalafells).

So wrong but still funny.

MooMoo Cow - really like this name and looks of character

A large Male Roe.

Massive Dump

Should have named my character Jacque Le'Coq

Not really a great name, but I liked the reference: Till Eulenspiegel.

Stiff Johnson
Insertname Here
Anime Character (probably poking fun at all the anime names out there)
Combo Breaker
Hodor Hodor

Hoof Harted

i dont know if anyone has post this but when i was on shiva i saw

Google Chrome
Internet Explorer

i dont know if those are still around but was pretty funny xD

Chocobo name: Kwehstopher'warken.

Not sure if this has been posted but :

On Balmung, we have someone called "player one". Not funny ? What if you know that there is also a "player two", and that both of them didn't know each other ? ^^

Fistina Aguilera @ trials roulette today. Kinda lost it @ that.

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Originally Posted by Pibble

Hoof Harted

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Haven't heard that in a loooooong time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqj2hkbDnyM

on exodus:

Janie Zagattagun <3
Token Asian
Petite Mort (lala of course)


i know there's a bunch more that make me laugh but im drawing a blank now

on my server in midgardsormr, there was this one female lala name Jail Bait and another person name Barack Obama

I saw a 'Sega Saturn' on Ridill the other day, and that reminded me I've also seen a 'Nintendo Wii' and a 'Sony Playstation' around some time ago as well. :p I'm still waiting to see someone called something like 'Pc Masterrace' though to round it out. ;)

Hellokitty Mewmew

And which made me snicker hard Yesterday

Huge Dinosaur spawning a map bringing those dragon things haha

An alt I made for messing around on:

Arcanist called Ermahgerd Berks.

If you play arcanist, you'll know why I chose it! :D

Yesterday Found

Futa Nari'fun or someting like that

And another one

Long Stroke

The names get more and more awkward

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Originally Posted by Alistaire

I saw one named Adventurin' Fetus and I thought, man, that's gotta be reportable, right?

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It's a shame that a sense of humor is such a rare commodity. :(

Bubba Awesome - WAR

No clue why. I always thought that name ruled.

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Originally Posted by OneUp

It's a shame that a sense of humor is such a rare commodity. :(

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Oh don't get me wrong, I laughed, but...kinda nasty same time. So you're still around?

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Originally Posted by Alistaire

Oh don't get me wrong, I laughed, but...kinda nasty same time. So you're still around?

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I'll always be around, forever adventurin'.

White mage called Medi Pack

Spoony Bard!!

=P

Seen a name today on midgar Bigger Sutnack

Bahamut Ali

You're Doomed (Tank)

Yesterday I saw Super Mario on my server and he had the glamour to back it up.

Mojito Sunrise

This morning I ran a dungeon with a Pepe Roni.

Squash Buckler, or something to that effect.

Miqote named Benito Meowssolini

On my server: Tatertot McNugget

I get hungry every time...

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Originally Posted by ChriZirhC

this scared the sh*t outta me HAHAHA

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Here on Valefor we used to have a person named:

Marlboro Menthol

Loved that name, even though I don't smoke nor like Marlboros （＾＾）／

i played with a hououin kyouma the other day lol http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxwpxtDicl1r5atfd.jpg

Ran a Brayflox normal with a Lala named Ganon Dwarf.