If you woke up as your FFXIV character....

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Originally Posted by Sweetheart

.... what would you do?

I would heal wounded people becuase i could. :)


(stole this from other forums)

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First.. I would soil myself, regroup, and come up with a new plan.

Seriously though.. I would be ecstatic. Adventure, magic, monsters, elves, and cat people.. ^.^ Rock on

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Originally Posted by Joeking

Begin that which everyone else is thinking but don't want to say..

The Culling of the Miqo'te's.

They have run rampant for too long and have amassed in number, we as the other citizens must eliminate them.

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Here here, may the culling be swift and thorough!

I would wonder why I don't have a Mog House.

Be happy the game is easy and get my HP buffed by hanging out with 7 friends.

Walk into Ishgard

Clearly I would take atleast a 10 lbs shit cause atleast since sept my character has been constipated and hasnt poo'd

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Originally Posted by TonyMontana

Clearly I would take atleast a 10 lbs shit cause atleast since sept my character has been constipated and hasnt poo'd

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Oh i know right lol. Best comment every :P

I am a little disturbed by the amount of guys in here that would not object to changing into a female cat and instead see it as an opportunity to explore their new bodies. O.o

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Originally Posted by Wynn

I am a little disturbed by the amount of guys in here that would not object to changing into a female cat and instead see it as an opportunity to explore their new bodies. O.o

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Must not have seen that family guy episode where peter and louis switch bodies. He played around with her chest XD

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Originally Posted by Wynn

I am a little disturbed by the amount of guys in here that would not object to changing into a female cat and instead see it as an opportunity to explore their new bodies. O.o

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We are guys after all.

ON TOPIC

I would wake up being a female cat. I would lock myself in a room for a week. When it was time to come out i would hit on other females. I am a guy after all

i'd wake up, go to the counter, pick up my leves, and go start making money.

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Originally Posted by Wynn

I am a little disturbed by the amount of guys in here that would not object to changing into a female cat and instead see it as an opportunity to explore their new bodies. O.o

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Wait, wasn't that rethorical?

if I wake up as my first character i cry for days because my left eye is missing and I use my axe for extinguish the dodos to eorzea

second character... cat ears and tail... female body... maybe i can try how many soft is my tail and some different thing. for my safety i try to learn the spell "castration II" :D and never use this emote:
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images...302773621.jpg/

it's too similar to /socialwaiting of dark elf in lineage 2. :(

I'd probably be happy as I would no longer be able to fall off high ledges any more.

I'd kill myself after realizing how empty and boring/bland the world is.

Was this answer used already?

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Originally Posted by Kurokikaze

I'd kill myself after realizing how empty and boring/bland the world is.

Was this answer used already?

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But then you'd respawn ^_^

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Originally Posted by xAsthenia

But then you'd respawn ^_^

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I won't hit return.

I would jack all the cool armor from npcs and take a couple of the cool polearms hanging on the walls. I would then gallivant around ul'dah showing off my gear because I could do that since game coding has no effect on me. Then I would go.... you know I am going to stop right there because whats next involves a lot of raping and a water Well in Owl's Nest in Coerthas.

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Originally Posted by Kurokikaze

I won't hit return.

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Touché Kurokikaze ^^

I'd get myself killed and not hit return until next patch.

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Originally Posted by xAsthenia

Touché Kurokikaze ^^

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I think of everything. :)

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Originally Posted by Wynn

I am a little disturbed by the amount of guys in here that would not object to changing into a female cat and instead see it as an opportunity to explore their new bodies. O.o

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I'm offended by your disturbance.

(No, really; I'm a polygamous Lesbian trapped in a Man's Body.)

I believe someone was interested in burning down Gridania in order to exterminate the lalafells. It just so happens that they mostly inhabit Ul dah. In FFXIV lore lalafells are masters of the market not mages hidden in the woods.

As much as I'm usually up for some genocide I'd protest against people destroying Ul dah as that would become my new home. But if we're still talking about burning down Gridania just let me know because I'll be spending my time studying fire magic and alchemy.

I would wonder where the hell I am since there are no homes or beds for that matter in the game. Then I would proceed to spend my gil on copious amounts of booze at the bars since there is nothing else to do for the moment :p

I would also take advantage of my new found free time to acquaint myself with as many Mi'qote girls as I could.

I thought the question was "what if you woke up as your FFXIV character" not "what if you woke up as your character in FFXIV world"

The first thing I would do is spend hours emptying out my pockets. The entire time I would be amazed that I could still walk with 300 Oak logs, 200 Iron ore, a few hundred branches of various types and a full arsenal of weapons and tools in my pockets. Then I would take a swim in my enormous pile of gil like Scrooge McDuck. After that I would find a nice big Axe and round up a few thousand Lalafell "Volunteers" to carry around all my stuff.

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Originally Posted by Shizuo

I would also take advantage of my new found free time to acquaint myself with as many Mi'qote girls as I could.

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You mean men, since they all used to be human males. Plus you'll have to wait until they are done touching themselves repeatedly.

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Originally Posted by Kailea_Nagisa

I thought the question was "what if you woke up as your FFXIV character" not "what if you woke up as your character in FFXIV world"

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Indeed. /10chars

lemme see, i play as a lalafel with a onion helm so i guess i'd be small, i also have a moogle as my best friend (rp) so.. i guess being short is a small fare, and i guess i couldn't drive my truck to work, lol

you DO realize that not all of them ARE girls right? lol

If I woke up as my FF character, I would have just made my boyfriend's day. (I play as a Miqo'te.)

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Originally Posted by Kailea_Nagisa

I thought the question was "what if you woke up as your FFXIV character" not "what if you woke up as your character in FFXIV world"

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Waking up in the FFXIV world sounds much more interesting to me. If your character was a Hyur male/female that would be a little boring.

It is indeed funny to think about all of the lesbian Miqo'te orgies that would be going on, considering many of them are male.

Waking up as one of the few straight Miqo'te however, I would most likely take advantage of that and would make some quick and easy gil, probably on some corner in Ul'dah. Hopefully, SE would have added Viruna as a spell into the game at that point.

I would have a very good laugh if the tables turned on these guys turned female Miqo and their hormones would flip upside down and they'd prefer to date guys now, instead of chasing other girls in their fem bodies.